We all know a Senora Hill.

Everything I do is done hungover. Except when I’m drunk.

It’s just like West Side Story, except Chico has a coat hanger.

You can probably just buff that out.

I don’t know who this guy John is who owns this pizza place, all I can tell you is from personal experience we ordered this pizza once and something was wrong with it. They swear that they use the freshest ingredients but I have never been more disgusted by fresh ingredients in my life maybe they should let those…

A rapist, a member of MS-13 and one, I assume, good person?

How do we combat this, you ask? WE SAVE AMERICA, and the people can come here.

It’s July, wtf.

I don’t know much about this guy, but seeing him step off a private plane makes me hope he never, ever speaks out about climate change.

I believe he told a black person that he was a filthy, rapacious Jew. The only thing the Tigers hate more than a mixed metaphor is a mixed epithet.

White.

The Beautiful Game, indeed. How I miss ladies mud wrestling.

The only thing Gabe Kapler would do differently is adding coconut oil.

He gave maximum effort, wasn’t uppity, and got drunk in the clubhouse and drove himself home. The (Black) Cardinal Way.

F off, Jets rule.

Seriously Burke, this may be humorous at first glance but this is a trespassers are shot on sight type of situation. It is an excessive response to the threat at hand and if it were the police versus a black person people would be rioting in the streets.

These football players and their head shots. They just can’t help themselves, can they? It’s really kind of disgusting to lower your head into a person who has no fucking helmet. Big man. Bet he hits women.

Tl;dr version: Mom’s body.