lancelotlinksecretchimp
LancelotLinkSecretChimp
lancelotlinksecretchimp

Nice flip-flop Marchman. Literally one day went by where you went back on what you said on Deadcast. You are the EDITOR IN CHIEF, correct? Or is that just a title Gawker Media lets you put on your business cards?

Deadcast yesterday: “We don’t cover ads like this on our site."

Didn't I just listen to Marchman saying they don't do stories like this where they embed advertisements, like this, effectively granting Gatorade free advertising?

Maybe he is overcompensating for his last name.

So the website that has basically been taken over by the “Commerce Team” is now anti-commerce? Oh boy, that is rich.

She got there before he revealed what he knew about Craig James.

I wish I knew if he felt blessed or not.

Laremy Tunsil just inspired a 30 for 30 in about the span of 4 hours

Absolutely. I feel like all parents, guidance counselors, etc who tell kids “Do what you love” should append it with the following: “... but if nobody is willing to pay you to do what you love, do it in your spare time and find something you don’t totally hate that pays the bills to do the rest of the time.”

Alright alright we’ll stay off your lawn

If the job was fun, they wouldn’t have to pay you to do it. It’s called a hobby.

Best job: Anything stable that can offer some semblance of a work-life balance.

Are you a fatass?

My mother said I should be a travel agent and my father said “anything but a fucking lawyer. It’s a despicable profession.” For the record, my father went to the Yale Law School with Alan Derschiwitiz.

That is a true trust fund degree right there. Looks like your friend was not a trust fund kid.

Your grandfather was a horrible human being. There, I said it.

A real welder or some farmer, that's who. So your artsy friend could manage to mangle some steel with a crappy TIG welder. Big whoop.

A friend of mine was getting a degree in art history. She’s quite creative and can do many great things. However, when she started working for me and I taught her some accounting principles, she quickly changed her major, as she knew there are no jobs for bachelor degrees in art history.

It’s a tiny short clip from a level early on in the game. Jesus people just want a reason to bitch.