I think you missed his point. The Camaro driver mashed the throttle before he was straightened out. That’s what started the whole thing. The car wasn’t straight in the lane before the driver gave it the beans.

Jesus christ....it’s a goddam dragster...line it up straight before you mash the throttle....

Definitely not a man.

Self-righteous people are real jerks about having a declawed cat, even if you rescue it that way.

Bro, have you even dogged before?

Better solution: get a dog.

I was wondering what kind of asshole could make a case against pets so I checked the link to the original article. Of course. A fucking cat owner.

Counterpoint: Get a pet, but understand the responsibilities associated with owning a pet instead of bitching about them on the internet 15 years later

This is a bad opinion.

Counterpoint: Pets are great. It’s the owners who are nuts.

Shouldn’t this post be titled “The Case Against Cats and Not-Awesome Dogs (Almost None of Them)”?

Find and Replace term “Pets” with “Kids”

I agree completely.

you took your cats on your honeymoon and walk them around the neighborhood on leashes?
we should probably shut this adequate man sub blog down.....

Gawker’s really digging into the hot takes here. Tomorrow: happiness is overrated. It is impossible to count the ways that pets make your life better. I can’t imagine life without our dog. She is the fucking best thing ever. I would rather spend the day with her than 99.99999% of the people I’ve ever met.

These are all arguments against children as well.

Got it. Get a dog instead of a cat. Awesome advice.

Counterpoint: Pets are good. Get one.

Counterpoint: get a pet.

Moral of the story: Cats make you bitter.

Deadspin did put up a terrified post of “Are we approaching the end of hot takes?” earlier. Geoffrey is just doing his part to save an endangered species.