Why would you do this? A portable grill is cheap, and they already sell beef jerk at every gas station.

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A cat owner who is so beta to his wife that even though he hates pets, he took them on his honeymoon and walks them on leashes.

How did I miss that part? WTF is wrong with you? Cats on leashes? Just let them go outside. Indoor/outdoors cats are the only way to go. And you took them on your honeymoon because your wife has your balls in her purse.

Both.

This should read “don’t get a cat”. Seriously, it’s the only real world experience you have. Boston terriers? Toy breed dogs are just cats by a different name. Get a real dog.

What the fuck is this list? All that stuff can be filed under shit your girlfriend left at your house.

So you’re John Tesh now?

Yeah, his Radiohead take had Skip Bayless levels of heat.

So first person shooter, with scripted vehicle levels? I get the feeling that as cool as they’ve made the space battles look, they are still the same old rail shooters as before.

Figures. All of your posts about cars sound like they were written by a soccer mom. We get it, you live in the city and hate cars and car culture. Maybe it’s time to accept what you can’t change and move on. Cars and car culture aren’t going anywhere. Self driving cars aren’t going to be mandated on the public. All…

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Kawhi is world’s better at defense than Westbrook. Westbrook is fearless to the basket but Kawhi is a better and more efficient shooter.

You obviously don’t know how the typical HOA works. They’re usually the equivalent of the KGB with slightly more smiles.

Did you just turn Steph Curry into...a girl bunny?

These products are horrible. Basically if they worked as advertised (if the speaker was quality) this would amount to teasing your dog. He/she hears your voice buy can’t see or smell you? How would this not make your dog neurotic and lead to increased co-dependency issues?

Not anymore.

I guess the delusions of Lakers fans start at the top. So they’ve got that going for them.

You honestly believe ESPN didn’t do this on purpose? Did Hulk sell Deadspin to Disney?

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