Why would you do this? A portable grill is cheap, and they already sell beef jerk at every gas station.

TL:DR version:

A cat owner who is so beta to his wife that even though he hates pets, he took them on his honeymoon and walks them on leashes.

How did I miss that part? WTF is wrong with you? Cats on leashes? Just let them go outside. Indoor/outdoors cats are the only way to go. And you took them on your honeymoon because your wife has your balls in her purse.

Both.

This should read “don’t get a cat”. Seriously, it’s the only real world experience you have. Boston terriers? Toy breed dogs are just cats by a different name. Get a real dog.

What the fuck is this list? All that stuff can be filed under shit your girlfriend left at your house.

So you’re John Tesh now?

Yeah, his Radiohead take had Skip Bayless levels of heat.

So first person shooter, with scripted vehicle levels? I get the feeling that as cool as they’ve made the space battles look, they are still the same old rail shooters as before.

“How To Fly With Young Children”

Kawhi is world’s better at defense than Westbrook. Westbrook is fearless to the basket but Kawhi is a better and more efficient shooter.

You obviously don’t know how the typical HOA works. They’re usually the equivalent of the KGB with slightly more smiles.

Did you just turn Steph Curry into...a girl bunny?

I guess the delusions of Lakers fans start at the top. So they’ve got that going for them.

You honestly believe ESPN didn’t do this on purpose? Did Hulk sell Deadspin to Disney?

“Non-canine owners do non-scientific survey based on magazine photos: confirms previously held bias"

Yeah, my German Shepherd fears people. Call me when you get a picture of that.

Nice flip-flop Marchman. Literally one day went by where you went back on what you said on Deadcast. You are the EDITOR IN CHIEF, correct? Or is that just a title Gawker Media lets you put on your business cards?

As if we need another reason to dislike this team, now they have a sentient brandbot as their “leader”. I feel for Gurley.