No sugar usually means xylitol. Known side effect = diarrhea.

The revolution will not be televised.

He also believes that he is the “President’s attorney” so that’s going to work out well for the rest of us.

I have no confidence in anyone Trump picks. Especially a guy who looks like John Goodman working on his Elton John impression.

Excellent point!

Every municipality that offers curbside recycling has different rules. Mine does not take soft plastics like bags and plastic mailing envelopes no matter how you bundle them. BUT the grocery stores in the area will accept and recycle these plastic film materials. So you are right, don’t rely on Lifehacker to know what…

This. Also her necklace. A strand of blue beads with two larger red balls in the middle. A statement piece in which she wears a representation of Trump’s balls around her neck like a trophy. Go Nance.

There is an actual “warning” tattoo on the man’s right hand! How does that saying go about when someone tells you who they are you should believe them?

He’s afraid that the pregnant 13-year olds will make it across the border and give birth to a baby that he cannot deny citizenship to. 

Yeah, that uncomfortable expression on Pelosi’s face is familiar to every woman who has been the target of a “grand gesture” that is a giant pain in the ass and ultimately meaningless. What a fucking waste.

If that’s true, then by her own standards for LCK, she should be less vague about the “mistakes” she’s made and make amends to the women comics she’s hurt.

Throw in permanent exile to an uninhabited, mosquito infested, shithole island where Mike Pence is sentenced to accompany him and serve as his keeper, and you have a deal.

“Sanctions were coming” just sounded much less cool?

He has actually boasted that he will just say random three word phrases to see what will go over with his “fans” and if they respond like starving dogs with a succulent bone he will continue to say it ad nauseam. So, basically, it means nothing. It’s show biz!

OK, but why? I can’t figure out what To Kill A Mockingbird has to do with this episode? 

The set was abominable. The fact that he’s allowed to ambush audiences is inexcusable. If you ever find yourself sitting in a comedy club and you are subjected to CK as a “surprise guest,” I beg you to turn your chair around and ignore this fucking asshole. Or walk out and demand your money back. Club owners need to…

You forgot to mention that once the WALL is built no innocent white women or police officers will ever be murdered in America again.

It makes me furious to see that shit. How does that impact those children? Both the ones with the returning parents and those with parents who aren’t. The kid who has a parent who is incarcerated. The kid who has a parent that has died. The kid who is surprised by a parent’s return only to have them shipped off again…

There used to be actual fist fights on the floor of Congress (way) back in the day. I’m not certain Americans would limit their dissent to shouts of “BEEEAAAWWW” — they’d go straight for fisticuffs and segue into pistols.

Racist AF. She’s also unstable AF. Racist crazy and unpredictable. Do. Not. Engage. I get defending yourself against intrusive idiots, but once it’s established that they are lunatics it does no good to continue. Just turn your back and ignore her till she tires herself out or gets distracted by the sale on milk and…