The Handmaids Tale

Democrats will need a massive army of online rapid responders who plaster “Pop-Up Video” style refutation bubbles on all the shit the GOP is cooking up.

Standing right there next to Kiefer Sutherland. You have to squint.

I call this genre “Shout.Bang” because it’s mostly shout singing accompanied by some pretentious percussion.

Please explain “cosmetic nurse” - is that an actual nursing profession?

Meghan embodies 90% of the modern conservative point of view which seems to be the framing of their faux everyman victimhood “oh, I know the elites won’t agree but...” or “my father is a dead veteran and...” which is SUCH a bunch of shit considering she’s the daughter of a fucking senator and an heiress. 

Boomer here who will never be able to retire as I have no money and a metric shit ton of student loan debt. I agree with burner left on — award shows and speeches are absurd spectacles.

“...make the Republican party relevant for younger voters”? Not with those eyebrows you won’t.

That fucking Faith Hill song makes me want to sew my ears shut and never listen to music again.

I haven’t seen this episode yet, but this is confusing — “In fury, Whiterose shoots Price and kills him, before her Dark Army bodyguards rush him to safety.” Was this a pronoun slip at the end or does the Dark Army rush Price to safety? (After he was shot and killed.?)

The Goofus and Gallant section of Highlights is really what delayed the exam.

I like to pretend I have choreographed my dishwasher unloading routine. I have it timed so that I can get everything put away in the time it takes for the kettle to boil and it’s a goddamned thing of beauty.

I have a co-worker whose boyfriend I do not care for. Until he opens his mouth he is mostly just dull and slightly wobbly, like Jell-O. But the minute he begins to talk he turns into a disgusting Jell-o “salad” with indistinguishable nuggets of canned fruit cocktail suspended therein. Blech.

Next they will be “horrified” to learn that the construction paper wall is as easy to breach as the actual wall.

Wasn’t that Ivanka?

What we all want. I’d like for him to be in prison when it happens though.

She kinda cares cause she’s one of the whistle blowers.

I was horrified to learn that rats have been dining on the dog shit I have been picking up from my yard and placing in a plastic lidded trash can. Went to dump the weekly, uh, offerings and upon cinching the plastic liner bag, discovered an entire layer of rat shit under it. The animal world is both disgusting and…

His favorite daughter Ivanka has some pretty fancy resume words. She could architect the verbiage to effectuate a positive solution on a relative basis in an otherwise juxtapositioned cultural overlay.

It sounds like my 12th graders trying to write resumes using an online thesaurus to gin up their non-existent “experience” to get jobs at Burger King.