Now I’m definitely not Team Pete, but I’m with him on this. If you go head-to-head with the best (and most correct) cookout dishes you will lose. The only winning move is not to play.

I’m sorry, but I’m not sharing a hairbrush with every random hookup you’ve had in the last year, let alone a dildo.

If management took advantage that’s messed up. But aren’t a ridiculous percentage of regular employees also on public assistance because they make poverty wages? They should have been honest with the foundation but that money still went to the less fortunate.

“Socialite, mink coat,$40,000 diamond bracelet” and “cosmetic nurse” do not compute.

I thought for sure the Trump era, not unlike the Reagan era, would spawn some angry music. Where are the kids telling me to fuck off via 3 chords? Are they doing it in some other genre?

I know this sounds too hyperbolic taken on its face, but I do think it’s something that should be said and considered: to some extent, organisations like Jezebel are continuing, and furthering, the abuse that people have suffered when they insist to us that they are notable first and foremost for their victimhood.…

The Wedding Crasherz: A Spike Lee Joint

It’d be quite a thing if some people crashed a plantation wedding as a group of newly arrived slaves.

“I won’t talk the rest of the show,” Meghan murmured, McCainly.

Ok, boomer.

FYI - the next decade actually starts on January 1, 2021.

Women in Saudi Arabia can’t drive? I’d never know that if the GOP didn’t constantly point that out.

Have you considered that maybe this very important historical trilogy doesn’t take place on planet Earth? Or maybe it is a mirror world. We don’t know. Maybe they will explain that in next year’s movie when they burst through the veil and stumble upon Earth and are very confused about our map.

Yeah, it was a cheesy cliché, but Domlene in the airport was almost as tense as the hack last week was for me. I like how Esmail resolved it.

A true Christmas miracle!

I’m okay with either, actually. 

I will believe in both santa and jesus if that happens.

I hope the stress from the impeachment trial kills him

This is the beginning of the huge smokescreen under which he will resign for “health reasons”. And by “resign” I mean “chicken out so as not to be impeached”.