Maybe there’s an extension to replace the word “missionary” with “arrogant religious zealot”?

That was the best one of 178 takes. 

I am not good with plants. I don’t garden, I bury. I usually have bad feelings about the things I’ve neglected to death, but...

I am not good with plants. I don’t garden, I bury. I usually have bad feelings about the things I’ve neglected to…

Well that Florida flash drive thing sounds extremely not suspicious at all. Totally normal Florida. 

Wouldn’t Halfway to Heil have been a more accurate title?

Oy.

Is Rick Grimes alive or dead? I stopped watching a while back, but I’m curious so I check in with the recaps. But this is just too fucking confusing. Is he alive, dead, or existing in some other dimension - cause it’s totally not clear.

I worked from 1984 to 2007 in the brokerage industry (EF Hutton, Shearson Lehman Bros, Paine Webber, and others). Stock brokers are salesmen and gamblers and con men (and women). The vast vast majority are not, and never have been, interested in the financial well being of their clients. Their primary motivation is…

Yep.

Listen, Joy, sure there’s a boot on you neck right now, but you have also worn boots, many many good people wear boots and just because the sharp hard edge of that heal is digging into your neck and threatening to sever an artery, it doesn’t mean that you too are not at fault for having carelessly worn boots in the…

This is a bullshit hot take on the situation. They didn’t say the kids “had” to stay or that kids who went home would have unexcused absences. They said parents could pick up their children and those who could not (you know, working parents who may have had to forfeit badly needed wages if they left their jobs) could…

“The Breakdown In Civility” is widely recognized as a conservative talking point that shifts focus from the bullshit being done to the reactions of those who are witnesses and victims of the bullshit being done. They complain about the lack of civility when they are the ones with their fucking boots on our necks. 

Didn’t realize until this morning when I got a third text, but they also let you know that your signature has been verified and your ballot has been counted.

Either way, gunned down in the street or a slow painful uninsurable illness, rest assured; it will be all your fault. Be armed and rich, this is your final warning.

The NRA’s wet dream

It was sarcasm. Anti-vaxxers, eugenics enthusiasts, Nazis, “superior genes”...?

Oh, way to cordial there.I’d have told them to fuck off and stop aiding and abetting the Trumpocolypse.

Well healthcare has to be a Democratic thing cause the Republicans are all “blessed” with superior genetic material which means they never get sick or need vaccines. Duh. 

Not just widely and immediately condemned, it was acknowledged by Democrats to be a partisan attack while Republicans tried to keep quiet about it so as not to jeopardize their pro-NRA agenda. So they can all fuck the fuck off with this Scalise shit.

No, it’s sarcasm’s stupid little brother, trollism.