Growing up there was a commercial where the woman starts by saying “Hi, I’m Anna Maria Albergetti” (or something like that) and then she goes on to ptich the salad dressing (or whatever it was). Whenever that came on everyone always yelled “Who the fuck is Anna Maria Albergetti?” Megyn Kelly will be the next Anna…

You are correct of course but replying to this nonsense has the benefit of allowing the commenter to practice a response to the bullshit so that when it’s regurgitated by idiots we encounter in real life we won’t just stand there shaking our heads in dismay. 

Using six Forever stamps is an age old derpun legend. You can mail anything anywhere in the world with 6 US Forever stamps, they HAVE to take it as long as the stamps are aligned with the right side of the package and the flags are right-side up.

You talkin to ME?

If someone hits me with their car and I say “hey you hit me with your car” I would not be “guilty” of denying them due process. That is just calling the thing that happened “THE THING THAT HAPPENED.”

In a Trumpublican brain “being ‘civil’ and ‘winning the right way’ makes you an easily triggered, snowflake pussy baby” and raising your voice in protest and telling people it’s time to (metaphorically) fight back and helping people vote equals crazy ass mob. Don’t play into that bullshit Mika.

So they contend that planting bombs is a false flag operation (giant headache inducing eye roll here), but I am curious how a huge caravan of asylum seekers got twisted into a thing that benefits anyone but the xenophobic alt-right dunderheads? I am probably going to regret asking.

The county I live in has a system that texts you when your early ballot is sent to you. You get another text when they receive the completed ballot from you. You can also get the ballot mailed to you early and physically take it to a polling place on election day to turn it in if you wait too long to mail it or don’t…

https://workplacevoting.org/ There needs to be more of this. If the Steve Madden and Johnnie Walker mentioned in the article are local employers (and not just random but awesomely named commenters) they need to spearhead this at their workplaces.

As a person of age who is surrounded by teenage dance geniuses my advice is this: put a pebble in each shoe, walk until your feet hurt, tell yourself this pain is just a taste of what you’ll feel if you try to do that dance. Plus the youngsters will laugh, so there’s two kinds of pain.

DeSantis’ brain “mention Israel, mention Israel somehow, somewhere, just squeeze it in to anything, shoehorn it in, lotta folks in Florida LOVE Israel.”

These women reported him to the police with the intention to harm him. “Reporting with intent to harm” needs to be a crime punishable with huge fines and prison time. This shit needs to stop.

It’s time for a “reporting with intent to harm” law for these fucking racists who do this shit.  This is fucking ridiculous.

would buy

I approve this plan.

The only “disability” that the White House recognizes is Trump’s unwillingness to learn.

He is a specific type of delusional: selective and opportunistic. His delusions serve to sell whatever he wants people to buy. He’s not insisting that the potted plant in the corner holds the reincarnated soul of Mata Hari. He is purposely and intentionally convincing himself that untrue things are true in the service…

This is giving me Traumatic Graphic Design Rage. Everything everything everything has turned to shit.

Un-fucking-believable! These assholes are concern trolling over a fucking bus driver? What’s next? “Oh, sorry ma’am, but those shoes you are wearing really don’t have enough grip on the sole and allowing you into the polling place would mean risking a fall. Go on back to the senior center now.”

Gotta say, that “campaign office” looks pretty lit guys. Like they are so ready to win this election, just look at all the support they have there. The youth of this traditionally red state are just itching to help local business owner Wendy Rogers win this. Can you feel that energy?