The clear preference for “fruit” vs. chocolate is some real serial killer shit, Kelsey.
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“Stick to candy!”
Plus 20,000 Barry Petcheskys
It’s almost as if Deadspin has a motivational factor in posting this...
*chef's kiss*
rude of the email of the week to make me cry tbh.
How did that Herb wind up in a pigbutt
- What the Deadspin writers did yesterday is LEGENDARY. It will - quite seriously - be long-remembered in the oral history of the internet. They successfully exposed Jim Spanfeller et al as douchebags across mediums ranging from small podcasts to the CNN homepage. Just unbelievable.
Meet me in Temecula, coward!
I believe it was Barry who called them “big business brains.”
Jokes on you, I don’t have any teeth!
Farmers has pulled Spanfeller’s big ad buy. This is the type of incompetence that deserves an ESPN 30 For 30.
They’ve seen everything. Guess they were sick of hearing it too.
Not sure there’s gonna be a better place to post this, so here we go:
Hey that piece of shit nestled between that pig’s enormous testicles looks just like Jim Spanfeller! Uncanny!
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Hey Spanfeller and the rest of the G/O shitheads:
Drew, is it true that neither Jim Spanfeller nor Paul Maidment ever had friends, a girlfriend, made any sports team, or has seen The Godfather? Is it also true that Jim smells like sweaty hobo taint and Paul smells like a urinal puck?
Drew. you have given me more entertaining, witty, and poignant CONTENT than any other writer i’ve followed in my life. thank you, and thank your colleagues for their tremendous work over the years.