I could ask you all to write your comments on a postcard and send them to my house and it would work better than kinja, but 🤷‍♂️

let’s not go overboard here

Should have punished them and made them use kinja.

It’s subtle, but this:

I qualified for the vaccine because I’m technically obese so thank you, Krispy Kreme, for making sure I qualify for the next one as well.

From the sounds of it it’s clothed pictures and written erotica too. Which is pretty ho hum as far as dirty business goes. 

You pay a licensing fee based on projected sales.  But no, you don’t need permission.  

You know that covers and samples are not the same thing, right?

Life long New Yorker here. He was always a piece of shit.

By saying “Elliot, formerly known as X”, and then never saying X again. You just have to say it once, because X is the famous name, and then people will know who you’re talking about. No one had ever heard of “Elliot Page” before this moment, so obviously you have to tell people who you’re referring to. That’s the…

Last Christmas I wrote a bad song, the very next day, the cash came my way...

Hilarious contrarian drivel.

He might give it all away

No

I’m partial to this Bill Withers classic:

JKR definitely gets money from the streaming deals, and those services only pay money for the rights because they know that customers will watch them. So an individual streaming the movies does not directly give a specific amount of money to her, but many people wanting to stream the movies is the reason those…

Ah yes, conservatives. The folks who champion personal responsibility until that responsibility is “don’t be a prick.” Then it’s everyone else’s fault for being annoyed or upset at their behavior.

I’d gladly take FarmVille over people getting their social media dopamine hits from their Qanon page updates.

Let’s just get this out of the way

There are two problems with Stadia.