Came here to say this exact thing. And my favorite part about that last part is that when he was like, “Hey, maybe I should stay mayor since we’re having this crisis,” we, as New Yorkers, collectively said, “Nah, we’re good.”

Honorable mention at least to ME1's Shifty-looking Cow?

Man... this should’ve gotten 5,000 more stars.

The cowards. Chatter about setting up a satellite site. See you on Discord until then: https://discord.gg/BdchNJH

Goddamn idiots can’t do ANYTHING right.

Kyle Wagner

A period of hibernation, if you will.

I would like to say, “Welcome!” and “The water’s warm!” but it’s only warm because Spanfeller and Maidment pissed in it.

Hey, don’t kink-shame!

Comments!

Yup, every writer and editor has quit. The only person who hasn’t stated so publicly — to my knowledge — is Dave McKenna, and that’s probably because he’s the only one who is not on twitter. I think it’s safe to say he quit too.

Surely more like getting sticked BY sports, no?

Good call. I’ve been thinking a lot lately about the proper use for herbs.

It wouldn’t be Deadspin Burn-It-Down Week without one last terrible ranking.

Thank you for this excellent and extremely non-metaphorical sprots post.

I will say it again. All they had to fucking do was create an email filter and send the emails to their junk folder and this would be over by now.

This will never not be wonderful. The only thing more important to Deadspin history than Barry is Piggy Poop Balls.

This is a true story: When I was in my dirtbag 20s, my friends and I used to hang out at a crappy bar because we loved the main bartender and the culture there. Then the scumbags who owned the bar fired the bartender we loved. He went to work at another bar and we followed him there. The first bar is closed now.

This is the fucking worst. They’re doing it. They’re killing Deadspin.

Honestly, this blog post has far too much sports-adjacent content, IMO. Needs less sports.