I’m about to need an actual barf bag.

Stick to *checks notes* “slots.”

Thinking of all of you with GMG today. This has been completely wild.

Been told to stick to women, huh?

Here’s all the shit we really couldn’t cover today:

Fuck Jim Spanfeller, who is a herb

I’m literally at a loss for words

Deadspin is not a place...never was. Deadspin is where our people stand.

I think you missed what OP was doing there.

Fuck this shit.  Burn it to the fucking ground

Everyone please check out this important update I stole from Twitter:

In lieu of flowers for Barry or emails for Jim, I suggest calling Spanfucker’s bosses directly: https://www.greathillpartners.com/contact-us/. Someone answered the phone right away when I called! 

Well, shit. I’m going to miss this place. It’s a good group of writers and commenters and I don’t have the desire or energy to seek out someplace similar online. I guess I’ll just start doing my actual job instead of spending so much time on here...

TO G/O MEDIA: I’m a person who fits right smack dab in the middle of the most coveted advertising demo. This post is indicative of the content I have most enjoyed from this site over the past 10 years that I’ve been a regular visitor. Please allow your very talented writers to continue doing this sort of work, and I…

You know, if you resurrect Foodspin, you could Stick to Sprouts.

They do, but those cables aren’t actually connected to anything, they just threw them on the table for affect.

Know that we stand behind you during these ruff times.

If you look closely, they are not even plugged in. 

I never even got out of the grays!

Fleetwood Fucking Mac at #2?