Not that you're sober or coherent enough to read this and respond, but I'd love to know what's "bias against Brees" in this article. Is reporting on a bad thing that happened to him bias now?

Gronk confidently telling a neuroscientist that CTE can be fixed is strong evidence that Gronk’s CTE has not, in fact, been fixed.

Gob’s not on board.

This gif was the best thing to come out of that episode.

Also, bees! </obligatory>

When did Luc Longley stop looking like a 6th grade bully and start looking like a professor who got tenure at a community college?

I don’t think I’ve ever been stupider than when I thought, “Instant Replay will make the game better.”

If your racism doesn’t work in Boston and Arizona, you’re doing it wrong.

Something something something...

Breaking news: Foles unable to throw football with third arm

A plague on both your houses

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

Now he’ll sign with the goddamn Patriots and we all won’t be laughing anymore.

General admission is the absolute fucking worst for any in demand event. The fucking worse. It just leads to lining up a million hours before the thing starts, people trying to find ways to jump the line, people arguing about line jumping, and people fighting about whether saving spots in line is ok.

Folks are so anxious to throw dirt on Rodgers grave, but dude is currently leading the NFL in passer rating and TDs and has yet to throw a pick.

Yeah, but how far did he punt the football?

Well, that was neither sport nor entertainment.

I made the mistake of reading it all the way through at work and cried at my desk. My heart breaks for him. 

I hope to god that the sledgehammer was not used on that child. OMG it makes me sick at the thought.

I honestly don’t know if I would be able to continue on if I lost my wife and little girl and the thought of ever experiencing an ounce of what he’s going through is turning my stomach.  Just an absolute tragedy