“What if my kid sees him in a Bucs uniform!?! How am I going to explain that?”

Play for whatever shitty team you want, just keep it the hell away from my children!

Right? I don’t go around telling everyone I don’t play for the Buccaneers.

I don’t understand why we need to know about every terrible team a guy has played for. Yeah, some guys played for the Bucs, others played for the Raiders, I think some even played for the Browns, but do we really need to know those things? No! We don’t. We don’t need those things thrown in our faces. We don’t need the…

Can’t believe he openly talks about playing for the Buccaneers...

I thought Bob Ross passed away.

How do you not name that dog Ollie?!?

He looks like Tony Robbins had surgery in an attempt to look more like Casey Affleck.

Rolled my eyes so hard I saw my own brain.

Jesus Christ, Laura! The body isn’t even cold yet!

Dakich quit on West Virginia after one week because it was “too hard.” He's your average conservative hypocrite snowflake.

HE HATE TEAMS

The clip is only 57 seconds long, but the ball’s recording device recorded 18 hours of static while it was in right field.

Name fucking checks out. Jesus Christ.

And he ate one of the blocks

I had to reread the 2nd and 3rd paragraphs a couple times to make sure I correctly understood what happened.

This, yes. And in his time there Fulham DID achieve a lot, largely thanks to the man himself. He effectively saved their spot in the PL in his first season. He was a major piece in 2008-09 when they finished 7th in the league and got a Europa League spot. Then he was key again when they had their crazy run in 09-10…

I cannot understand the love for him. Trying to make “throw it down, big man!” is disqualifying in and of itself.

But how would I get my boner?

I played baseball at the JV level through my junior year in high school. I was, by any definition, not very good at baseball. I could field OK, but could not really make the deep throw to first from short (my preferred position) and could not hit at all. But one day it all came together for me during an inter-squad…