You asked for trades!

No, that’s not right. The Knicks were perfectly in their rights to turn down the offer Lin got from the Rockets, especially since they were catering to Melo’s egotistical whims as Team Face Leader of the Madison Square Garden ™ Franchise©.

I don’t follow speedrunning very much if at all and so I didn’t know about this. I feel REALLY stupid. I just thought this was a cool run in a game I know people love. I’m going to update the post to include something about this. This sucks and I’m sorry. Thank you for pointing this out. 

Because Carmelo Anthony is a delusion diva and James Dolan is a fucking idiot.

¡Miao miao!

They can find his dad?

They have separate AL and NL MVPs, so Yelich/Bellinger won’t affect Trout, who barrng injury is a lock to get AL MVP.

Was there a razor blade in the ball? How did he shred his hand fielding a ball?

The Skins could’ve cut Foster weeks ago and give him time to try and catch on with another team, but they waited until the day before training camp started in Richmond.

“Captain Kangaroo testified against me in court when I was 4" is the story I want to hear more of. 

Magic Johnson really is the Michael Jordan of fucking up the Lakers.

FWIW, I know at least two people who grew up in California, who (claim that) anytime they’re in an In n Out state, they buy several as close to the airport as they can, put them in some kind of cooler, and bring them back, because everyone craves them. I imagine it’s the crack cocaine or heroin or whatever that they…

He also claims to have previously attempted to drive Double-Doubles from the western US (for no goddamn reason) and that they’re always soggy by the time he reaches NYC.

So the guy that works for an advertising campaign just so happened to stumble upon something that looks suspiciously like a viral ad campaign? Seems on the up and up to me.

This will never not be funny. 

She was going to sign with Deadspin but then heard about previous celebrity endorsements:

Another infuriating, stark reminder that abusers don’t fit any specific profile, they’re everywhere. Apologies for apparently being one of the few commenters who don't find this funny.

I’ve yet to meet a feckful person. Where can I purchase some feck?

You forgot being run over by the bang bus.

When asked to respond to the multiple complaints at all levels of government about his behavior, Foxhaven said simply “only god can judge me.”