Take your star and go to your room.

Reilly has avowed that he remains a non-political person who was moved to write not by Trump’s broader grotesquerie but by the offenses that the president has visited upon the noble game of golf over his decades of relentless cheesy chiseling cheating.

the most hallowed of Arsenal traditions, which is finishing second in the UCL group stage then immediately losing 9-0 in the knockout rounds

There’s a “Thoughts for Your Thoughts” joke in here somewhere...

Um...I’m guessing Super Bowl XXXVII, which was the Super Bowl he played in with the Raiders?

Up in kicker heaven, here’s the deal
You trade your legs for chauffeur’s wheels
And now that you have tabula rasa
Try not to eat all of the kielbasa

Can’t it be both?

Would you feel sadder about Groot’s snappening if you knew how his last “I am Grooooot!” scream while reaching for Rocket translated to “Dad”?

Here’s a well-worn take: the NBA playoffs are too long and the first round should be a best-of-five series. First round matchups are by far the most boring (least evenly matched, lowest stakes), so five-gamers would (a) shorten the more lopsided series, (b) make upsets more likely in the closer-matched ones, and (c) we…

We get it, we get it. You have a wife.

It’s pretty amazing that WWE was able to parlay those deafening chants of “We want Sasha!” into complete irrelevance.

Now I'm dying to know which of the Mets' Bobby Joneses it was.

I was nervous about this article because the headline reads as a bit glib and because all my favorite Burneko blogs are arch (adjectivally, not architecturally), but this was really beautifully put. Thank you.

[cut to jeffvanhungry being led away by police]

It has become increasingly clear to me that NOTY is too important to be left up to the whims of the voting public.

My dad is still convinced that Alexey Shved is an unappreciated gem who is going to be the next Dirk if he gets a break.

Trips vs. Batista was surprisingly not awful (other than Trips’ intro)

Late 30s here. All kidding aside, this conversation made me have to pee.

“Take that Kim Phillies-by!” - a British fan, probably

Arenas the worst contract in NBA history.