I’m a Sharky Laguana fan, but agreed that it’s probably the weakest matchup and Surreal Sparx is probably the weakest name in the Sithole. But still, either one would be a serious contender in another region.

Haha, oh man. Well, I’m glad at least that my opponent takes his craft seriously.

First of all, how dare you, Mr. Westeros! Pope Thrower is objectively the better name. Secondly, as unofficial NOTY historian, I implore you to check your facts, sir! The worst NOTY voting travesty was in 2014 when Genghis Cohen — arguably the greatest NOTY name of all time — lost in the first round to Erby Ferby, a…

This region is a fucking bloodbath. There isn’t a bad name in the bunch and it has at least 5 of my 7 favorites. The selection committee should be ashamed.

This is so depressing. BioWare has created many of my favorite games and it sure seems like they’re entering their final days. I’m going to go load up Mass Effect 2, watch Mordin sing Pirates of Penzance, and cry.

Come on. You’re forgetting Deadspin’s long history of rigorous reporting and debunking. https://theconcourse.deadspin.com/stevie-wonder-is-not-blind-the-evidence-1641795715

100% sincere and 100% written by her and not an agent or PR firm for real seriously.

Well....it’s only been a week, but this comment really hasn’t aged well...

I will say that, in general, I like these places (and my kid LOVES them), but at least where I live, it costs like $20-30 per entry.

A way overpriced indoor play area with slides, stuff to climb on, etc. If you live in a city where space is at a premium and you need to get the kid out of the damn house for a while (or just to burn off some energy), they will save your life in winter and/or rain. But fuck are they overpriced.

Does that make the Mets the Red Skull in this analogy?

You know what would be bad for the growth of the game? Hundreds of parents simultaneously stabbing themselves in the ballpark because they can’t escape that fucking song.

I was in a play space with my toddler a few weeks ago and Baby Shark came on the sound system. It was like the DJ put on a banger at the club. Every kid in there basically did the toddler equivalent of, “This is my jam!”

Freezes to death in Antarctica on an expedition to find the edge of the world.

Every time I think they can’t possibly find new ways to express their gleeful cruelty, pettiness, and malice, they prove me wrong. Again and again and again.

Another thing they have in common with SAS!

Pope Thrower is, in fact, my favorite name on the list.

For god’s sake, Giri, can I get a trigger warning for your new profile picture?

Haha, yes! How fucking hard is it to say, “Oh, the man used a bad word” and move on?

I mean, have these people never been to the beach?