I’m pumped!

Either that or the start of an AA meeting story.

This is actually my third Christmas after Regular Christmas and Robert Kraft Day. What a magical winter. 

It’s not the mirror-verse until Eli Manning grows a goatee.

I didn’t miss the point. The point was fucking stupid. Those problems would be just as easily fixed by granting undocumented immigrants a pathway to legal status as they would by “being tough on border security”; also if he and others are aware of those terrible conditions they can advocate for improved conditions for…

In an essay full of circular logic and straw-man arguments, I think my favorite was when he pointed out that industries that heavily employ undocumented immigration have appalling safety records, as if that’s a fault of immigration and not, y’know, those industries.

I’m confused by the way this is written. If I’m reading this right, the alleged sexual misconduct was perpetrated by an SB Nation staffer, and the alleged victim was a non-staffer, but Deadspin is not naming the alleged perpetrator to “to protect the identity of the staffer,” i.e.........the alleged perpetrator? What…

True story: in his 10 years as Washington’s GM (per pfref) the best player by Career Approximate Value that Casserly drafted was...Keenan McCardell.

I got my ass beat.

But also the most spot-on.

Yet only New Yorkers (real and transplant) bleat on about how theirs is the greatest city - which was my point.

I know this isn’t the point of the story, but if Mendoza’s role includes player evaluation, is she even allowed to publicly comment on players from other teams under baseball’s tampering rules? If she goes on the air this season and says, “I think Mike Trout is the best player in baseball,” that’s a boring and…

Just a heads up that “Orchids of Asia” is an anagram for “Hairdo Fiascos,” so once again poor Mark Davis gets dragged into this.

Over the course of Tavares’s nine years with the Isles, they averaged 82.2 pts per season with 3 playoff appearances and the Leafs averaged 79.7 with 3 playoff appearances, so I’d say they’re about even in terms of crappy management.

Kobe, eat a mile-high pile of ass

Every time a Trump crony flips, his people make a big show about how so-and-so is a liar, can’t be trusted, has no credibility, etc. Even if it were true, all it would prove is that Trump hires and relies on a lot of fucking assholes.

“I’ve talked to the president over 300 times, I’ve not heard one time a racist comment out of his mouth in private. So how do you reconcile it?”

Westbrook knows a thing or two about being touchy.

Yup. And whatever their side does is right because their side did it. It’s a complete inability to think critically (or to care about thinking critically).

Supporting a friend’s denial of gross sex acts he’s literally been filmed doing is just Trump laying the groundwork for his inevitable denial when the pee tape drops.