No WEEI caller knows the word “delegitimize.”

This is so fucking under-starred.

This was like watching a cop pull over a guy who just cut you off. Beautiful.

But letting a force like Larissa Fucking Kelly fall to Brad Fucking Rutter ended the tournament before it even began.

I’m going to take a slightly different tack here. I recently lost a bunch of weight that was stress and mental health related. A few people remarked on how skinny I looked and that served as a bit of a wake up call for me that I had to start taking better care of myself. Without those comments, I may not have realized…

In planning, my wife wanted to keep her options open of whether or not to have an epidural. Once we got in the room, a guy in scrubs came in and said, “Hi guys! Congrats, so I’m here to go through your options...”

Leave it to Bill “and now I’m, like, a feminist” Simmons to come up with an incredibly tenuous and sexist “cougar” analogy to discuss two men taking a fucking picture together.

Yes! Of all the annoying, get-off-my-lawn developments in refereeing that make me yell at my cloud (i.e. getting charge/block wrong 90% of the time, never calling travels, constantly falling for flops), by far the most frustrating to me is the way flagrants are called now. Any slightly hard foul is a flagrant! My…

Eh. I’d agree with you on regular, heat-of-the-action calls, but with the benefit of replay there’s no way that should be a flagrant, whether it’s Draymond Green, Rasheed Wallace or Ted Bundy. He goes for the ball, he makes no contact with the head. That’s a legit basketball foul and it’s a terrible call.

You mean you’re not angry at a guy for grabbing a life-changing professional opportunity without Googling every single authority figure involved to see if they’d been accused of assault? *gasp*

I actually used to do a little writing for a website affiliated with the Knicks, and [ETA:] a higher-up told me a previous writer had been rejected just because he had been praised in an Isola article.

This is the fucking lowest point in 20 years of low points. I am fucking through with this team. A lifetime of them kicking my goddamn teeth in. I am done.

I am fucking DONE with this team. 20 years of fucking misery, embarrassment, and stupidity, and the one good thing that happens to us and we trade him for peanuts. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

Eh. I can’t remember WWE ever releasing a statement that said they hoped a departing wrestler would return some day. If that’s true, I don’t think they would antagonize him by treating his wife shabbily, even leaving out the fact that they wouldn’t want to treat her shabbily because she’s a talent on her own merits.

The Vikings, because Asstanic would have been a proper name for the sex boat.

Sadly...

Man, I was not expecting a motherfucking Virginia Squires reference today, and you are my new favorite commenter.

At worst, they are equally loathsome.

Hey! You jest, but by 2022 Borf Beanes is going to be a very useful 3-and-D player for the next Spurs Finals team.

Bingo. Even Orwell would have had a hard time imagining a person to whom doublethink comes as naturally.