Why s this article written like Puddles hasn’t been around for years now and is low-key internet famous? Has he really never been on this website before?

Yeah, but wave pools can be reused. And nothing ever goes wrong with them.

I’m not sure what I love more about this comment: That you have managed to take a post that has nothing to do with another team entirely and and make it all about the Eagles somehow, or that you are in here saying the Eagles should have given up on Carson Wentz, after his second (MVP-caliber) season in favor of a…

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

I think it’s fine to mock and make fun of the guy who created Jack.

Right? I mean if we can’t trust the man who brought us not just “Jeepers Creepers”, but also “Jeepers Creepers 2", then I don’t know what to think!

They may just say “It’s not for me”, and not “ it’s despicable", can you see the difference, one is normal response about difference of tastes, and other is "I'm self-affected snob who hates people for liking stuff I don't".

Why did the cops add “...and who are of Indian descent...”? Is that at all relevant?

Same reason any old white man is still running his mouth. Come on. Why is HRC the only person who’s ever told to go sit down and knit? Nobody tells any Republican traitor that. Nobody even tells her husband that.

This story is missing Ilhan Omar and Cory Booker’s responses:

she has given in to #impeachthemotherfucker against her wishes because it has become the majority opinion (Blind squirles and all...).

So, I am not black,

I’m Asian. Fuck Andrew Yang for all the pandering he does to the alt right

Uhm, if your entire campaign is based one demo that historically under-performs at the poll booth against those voters that show up every election you’re running a doomed campaign.

He had a bad leg from injuries that occurred during passing plays. The majority of quarterback injuries occur while dropping back to pass. Should the Chiefs not pass to avoid further injury?

Still suffering major knee damage? Colin Kaepernick. 

If someone put these notes up in my office I wouldn’t feel targeted.

If someone feels attacked by a note calling out rapists, perhaps some self-reflection is in order...?

LOL, “Mariota and Bortles” — for some reason I thought of a wine cooler.

I understand the logic of the call against Hilton, tbh. The in-game angles that night weren’t totally conclusive, granted, but the coaches’ film kind of shows that he tried to set a pick farther than one yard beyond the line of scrimmage, which is against the rules. He’s lined up at the bottom here, and while he…