Maybe if Cardinals fans weren't such dipshits about the Cardinal Way, people would stop making the jokes. Fuck the Cardinals.

Except if they have actually agreed beforehand to play these sorts of pranks on each other than that makes the pranks no longer mean. Its just a shared hobby at that point.

Playing harmless pranks on your loved one, which you both have agreed is okay, and using them to make a living to support their lifestyle = bad.

Nah you just go into work and do it really half assed. Thats the american way

In addition to his homer, Hosmer hit a dousble and a trisple.

Don't forget the Tigers.

Katy Perry chugged a beer in a college bar on game day. Amanda Bynes lit a fire in a stranger's driveway. Miley Cyrus rubs her vagina in concert.

But Katy Perry actually seems like a likeable and responsible human being who can do something like this and not end up snorting coke off of the ass of some Ska drummer(s) and sending out Vines while doing it.

It's wrong, damnit. Goes against the unwritten rules. What ever happened to just drinking your beer and putting it down when you're done? Call me old-fashioned, but I like to see people drink things the right way.

When Deadspin posted that WSJ article I made a joke in the comments about adding points for which teams fans would respond with "You're just jealous"... joking that the Cardinals will be the number 1 team to say that.

If you think of the Midwest and the South as geographical buttcheeks, St. Louis would be the sphincter.

Denny Matthews. Hall of Fame announcer for the Royals for over 40 years. The last couple of years he's gotten pretty curmudgeoney and doesn't get it up for big moments, it's very annoying. I think the losing broke him about 6 years ago. The ranking of Royals announcers:

"Cain was able..."

No, the radio announcers are much better. Also, their regular TV announcers are pretty good (the one's that call the regular season games on FSN). To me, it sounds like the TBS announcers are pretty indifferent about the Royals.

Again, you are trying to apply a different epistemological level than I am. I also don't know that my car is still in the parking lot. It could have been stolen. Aliens could have teleported it away. Godzilla could have eaten as a snack. But none if these are what we call "relevant alternatives." I know my car is in…

You completely missed Kat's point. You missed it completely. It's like, 50 miles south of you. That's how far off-base you are. Telling people, no matter their age, that verbal abuse is ok as long as you don't escalate into physical violence is why people who have been bullied and verbally abused are so ashamed to…

You and the two or three others who want to pin this on the victim are ignoring the context: the likely history of physically violent abuse and harassment. It's as if you didn't even read. You hit "threw first punch" and stopped thinking critically. The bullied do not get to this point without genuine, justified fear…

Fuck you. Fuck you self-centered concern trolling asshole. I had people tormenting me during my whole school experience. People name calling me, stealing my stuff to piss me off, messing up with, avoiding physical contact so they won't "get gay" and threatening to beat me up. If breaking some assholes noses was the…

You are wrong. While I am sure you mean well, you are terribly misguided. You clearly have no idea. And neither does anyone else who wants to pop up and defend these charges or berate any child who makes a desperate move to escape an abusive situation.