This child has a life full of lost records, declined applications, and error messages ahead of him.

Remember when we thought Apple was a dumb name?  

This couple was involved in a story where Azealia Banks was the good guy.

I, on the other hand, due to a combination of being busy with work and us both taking care of the kids (especially during the lockdown), find myself with a decreased sexual drive.

She said she plucked and damaged them when younger. Has to draw them on now.

I am thinking back on Gaiman’s work and largely being baffled at these constant references to steampunk.

American Gods isn’t steampunk. Neither is Neverwhere, The Sandman, his good or bad episodes of Doctor Who, The Ocean at the End of the Lane, Good Omens, Anasi Boys, Coraline, The Graveyard Book, Norse Mythology,…

I guess you could use that to describe the plot of Stardust, but it sure ain’t American Gods, the Graveyard Book, the Ocean at the End of the Lane, his childrens’ books or most of his short stories.

I think one of the best indicators of someone’s character is if they talk about their relationship to anyone beyond a very close friend or two (maybe, maybe your parents if you are unusually close.) To announce your breakup to the world just because some tactless idiots who’ve tossed change into your guitar case asked…

It must have been a living hell for Neil to share quarantine with Amanda and a 4-year-old. One of them would be running up and down the halls screaming “LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! PAY ATTENTION TO ME!” all day long, and the other one is a 4-year-old.

I don’t think anyone is saying she wasn’t allowed to announce it. Just that it was kind of a dick move.

It is also his life. And, most importantly, the life of their kid.

Whoever said Yoko wasn’t an important artist? That has nothing to do with the situation at hand.

im awaiting the gofundme to pay for her lawyers

To be fair, “have me divorce Neil Gaiman” was one of the rewards available on her Patreon.

What the hell

Be right back, using up a Cards Against Humanity blank for “Theater Kid Turned Steampunk Cosplayer.”

I don’t know, that whole deal where she didn’t want to pay musicians to guest on her album even though she’s made better money than a lot of musicians (thanks to Dresden Dolls) still sticks in my craw a bit

I really couldn’t disagree more about the lip sync and honestly it is so refreshing to see a campy comic queen work a lip sync like that. She’s not quite Manila level, but I think in doing a double shantay Ru was kinda giving cred for the two styles of drag performed on the stage. The amount of talking heads during…

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Daisy Ridley was just so joyous and charming that I found myself not nit-picking the episode. It just felt good to feel good and see the super fans have fun and be their best selves. Jaida is now a contender for the crown, and that’s a great thing.