I love Hanif Kureishi. When you finish The Buddha of Suburbia, you might want to read My Beautiful Laundrette (it is a screenplay), or just watch the film (with Daniel Day-Lewis, directed by Stephen Frears).

These attacks on migrants accomplish three goals:

A group of three or more white people is called a colony. A group of two is called military advisors*.



(That’s a reference to the CIA’s role in destabilizing democratically elected governemnts in Central and South America throughout the 70s and 80s. Too obscure? I’m trying to make my humor more relatable. Let me know…

Mueller indicted tons of people for tons of things. When it comes to specifically conspiracy charges, there are 2 reasons why there are likely no indictments. 1) It’s an incredibly high bar to prosecute conspiracy, effectively requiring documented proof, knowledge of a crime, etc etc, and 2) We already knew Mueller…

I just had to make this. 

“Devin Nunes, who said that “we should not be used as a platform to spread false information and bizarre conspiracies.””

Devin fucking Nunes, Trump’s most eager taint remora, had the audacity to say this.  Devin fucking Nunes.

Why the heck is someone’s mom writing for the student paper?  

In that same alternate universe she also stars in 10, Force 10 From Navarone, Ben 10: Alien Force, 10 Cloverfield Lane, Ten Little Indians, 3:10 to Yuma, 10 to Midnight, 10 Items or Less, 10,000 BC, and Jason X.

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There’s never a dingo handy when you need one…

But what about.....rug burn? I don’t even know, spinning a bra around sounds inSANE. Especially if you have big ones that require extra strength brassieres.

Ser Alistair has been reanimated, and he’s now a saucy gossip-queen of the North. Equally tiresome as before, but in a whole new way.

There’s still ZERO Federal Laws remotely denoting an Official Lingua Franca of the United States.

Seriously, you can acquire Federal Government forms in a variety of languages and if you visit Federal and even State government offices in areas with multiple languages being spoken, you will see forms available in the…

Pretty sure if you give any answer you end up being wrong. The federal government doesn’t recognize any one language as the official language of the US. 

Monique, is it possible to get this post updated with a couple of changes? I’ve been trying to do the same at Splinter, but I’m gray over there and can’t gain traction. Including suicide prevention information at the end and removing suicide from the headline can go a long way to reduce the risk of suicide contagion.

If her kid doesn’t want pictures of her to be posted, then yes, Gwenyth is never supposed to post a pic of her kid. She’s not a dinner from a lousy restaurant or a rescue puppy, she’s a person who should be allowed to decide how much of her image should be online, ESPECIALLY considering how famous her mother is.

I bet at least some of them were unqualified. Miss “game days and parties” doesn’t exactly seem to be the best or brightest and some of the kids were confused as to how to fill out a college application.  If you can’t figure that out, maybe you’re technically unqualified and the numbers will probably bear that out…

I always liked to do it in this order. Sugar in cup, add coffee, add dairy. This way the turbulence of the coffee being poured in would do the stirring for me.