Could do without the snark re: Amanda Bynes. If you read the whole article, she talks about her more general issues with body dysphoria. I have nothing but sympathy and compassion for a woman who grewup on screen while women’s weights and appearances are being constantly picked over and scrutinised. It sounds…

Also Lauren, using the one image that Amanda Bynes had issues with that sent her into a body dysphoric shame spiral seems a little unnecessarily cruel, no?  

Yes they are.

Ah. I can see how that might be confusing to someone who isn’t British

Same. They are both so adorable. “I cannot look like an Indian fuckboi.” LOL. 

That little promo bit with Tan was the cutest cross-promotion I’ve ever seen. I want to hug it.

If you’re stuck in a hotel room with few options for breakfast, consider finding the closest grocery store to piece together something loosely resembling your favorite at-home breakfast.

Most successful people carve out time in their morning to commit to things that make them feel relaxed,

“...pitting an enterprising Sabrina against the male-dominated world of witches.”

Yep. C’est la vie.

I found that this is the most efficient way for me to work. I rather sleep in an extra hour (as I’m not a morning person) then lose time and focus to showering, getting dressed etc. Also, I have back issues, and changing it up helps - sitting on the same chair all day kills my back.

Shit, your morning routine sounds like my morning routine. I am my own boss, but always felt kinda bad that some days, I do most of my work from my bed.

This. So much this. I guarantee all these “high-achievers” also have “high-incomes” that allow them the luxury of being able to choose what they want to do in the morning.

And in case anyone wonders about MY routine: depending on deadlines, I set the alarm either at 9 or 9.30, wake up, check headlines, Instagram, email on my phone. Then I sit upright (still in my bed), get my laptop and start working (in my case: writing). I’m not answering the phone or emails until noon. I get out of…

I need proof that these habits of over-achievement actually result in some sort of actual achievement. And having a tidy home or clear skin does not qualify.

These people, if they have children, have nannies to get their kids ready. For those of us with little kids and no nannies, the “morning routine” is either taken up with begging a child to get out of bed or being woken up before dawn by a child you want to sleep in for fucking once.  Then it’s lots of crying and…

Opening the windows to let in fresh air then burning incense sounds like the perfect morning routine for someone whose idea of overachieving is ticking off as many lifestyle memes as possible. Maybe just pick one or the other? A lot of these lives seem more like performance art than real substance. And probably have…

I’m not a morning person. Going against your circadian rhythm has proven to be unhealthy in the long run. In other words: I’m not getting up before 9, and as I’m my own boss, I’m fine with that.

Agree. I have been wishing for a tag or something so I know to skip the stalker/rapist ones. I enjoy these posts to get a little thrill from something I (most of the time) don’t believe in. Last year I just ended up thinking every car was following me home or someone was in my attic. Not fun. 

Katy Perry thinks Taylor Swift is basically admirable, and that it’s important to her as a woman that she give a fellow feminist public props in the media for her activism?