Ain't nobody cookin' in my sister's condo or I'mma stamp their arms like a crazy negotiator!

Let me try let me try!
I am going to fuck her without a condom and cum in her cunt.

This HOLE thread made me laugh so hard I couldn't breath!!!!!!!!

"I am going to Facebook her without a condom and capsize in her canoe."

Don't joke about that, the kitchen is where smallest changes and messes get magnified into chaos and mayhem. Its also where sandwiches are made...mmmm

"I am going to flunk her without a condom and cruise in her Cadillac."

"I'm going to frighten her without a condom and crap in her cabinets!"

"I am going to frisk her without a condom and cash in her cocaine"

"I am going to frank her without a condom and camp in her cellar "

"I am going to flick her without a condom and cook in her condo."

Please turn off your computer and walk into the ocean until you are taken away by crushing darkness.

That's his mouth guard.

they have fans, right?

Henry is important, but to not mention the impact of Cahill and Petke is criminal.

No, there were no fans there last night. Just piped in noise

Deadspin has really deepened and improved its soccer coverage lately, but you wouldn't be able to tell from this piece. What happened last night was the MLS equivalent of Ryne Sandberg leading the Cubs to the World Series title, if the World Series was created by a coalition of hardcore baseball fans. Which is to say…

You're from South Jersey, right? Cos up here we'd call it taylor ham, and it'd be on a hard roll.

I'm not a New Jerseian (New Jerseyer? New Jerseyite? Clearly. As I don't know the right name of the populace.), but the first thing I was fed when I visited New Jersey was Pork Roll. And it was rad.

So momma, if you please, pass me the pork roll egg and cheese. If you please, on a kaiser bun... Is what I sing while stuffing these things down my throat while working off a hangover in AC.

While probably not ubiquitously NJ since only people that have went to Rutgers or have lived near New Brunswick has heard of them, I'd say the best foodstuff to come out of NJ would have to be the "fat sandwhiches" from the grease trucks on campus.