Number 41 was wide open. Terrible decision making.

Maybe it's because he has all them teeth and no toothbrush.

I'm not an Orlando fan.

not Orlando City Lions. Lions is merely a nickname.

Deadspin?!??!?

Love the grease trucks.

New Jersey is salt-water taffy?

I would disagree. I'd say pork roll, egg, and cheese on a bagel is our dish if we aren't allowed to claim pizza.

But how does he feel about Hall?

Portuguese white sauce. I don't know what it is.

My friend went to Oklahoma State and has been having a meltdown over this entire thing.

The last time I remember hearing about it was when Charlie Davies was in the league. Since then, I can't remember people being fined for diving.

Major League Soccer tried to do that for a while, but they seem to have backed off of it.

8th largest Nielsen market in America

The Importance of Being Earnest

Greg's a good writer, but he's way too reactionary to be a US Soccer writer.

Seventh one didn't make it.

:(

That's going to ruin my afternoon.

Penarol routinely wins the Uruguayan league and has won the Libertadores 5 times. Just because you ignore South America doesn't mean everyone else does...

It's more about how many they will have in 20 or 30 years, not the day they open.

Taylor Twellman also tweeted this out today before quickly deleting it:

A-B-C. A-Always. B-Be. C-Closing. Always be closing.