-Floyd Mayweather, to the women in his life before he beat them

Aaron Rodgers just tweeted support for Mayweather, can Deadspin publish a list of celebrities that support this criminal so we can make sure to boycott them too?

It’s good to see so many of those in attendance smash-faced, out of respect for all the women Floyd kicked the shit out of.

Hahahahaha yeeessss

Apparently I’ve just been too nice, or just wanted to get the fuck away, so there are no spectacular break-up tales. Best I can do: At the tender age of 16, my high school love broke up with me in a heartless and shitty way, in front of people, right before Easter, for a mousy lame-ass trumpet playing girl. He was…

My ex thought it was a good idea to move to another state and hide from child support. Since he had such a consistent history of cheating I thought it would be easy to track him down on Craigslist’s Missed Connections. Someone had to know him because he had penis and it did wander. A lot. He also loved to make sure…

You are exactly correct. They’re not going to take that tongue lashing they got today from the prosecutor laying down. That’s how much their devoted to public safety. These cops should be fired. Right now.

Considering the cops arrested Kevin Moore, who filmed the Freddie Gray arrest yesterday, it seems clear they want to make sure there are no witnesses to any of their actions. Their arrest of Kevin Moore was pure intimidation, plain and simple. Cops are pissed right now that 6 of their own are being charged.

Someone else’s post unearthed this repressed memory: I was talking to an acquaintance who let slip that my ex had cheated on me fairly regularly. We’d been broken up for several months but he had outstanding warrants, so I called the county sheriff’s department with his location.

How do you “call immigration”? There’s no hotline. Moreover, DHS is not interested in going after people for being undocumented. Its policy is to deport people who are at the border or in prison/jail. I’m curious about how this went down.

recently dumped...here for inspiration

I was going through a very ugly divorce. My husband cheated multiple times and eventually moved out. While this was going on, I had to change the locks on the doors to my house due to a burglary, and didn’t tell him. One day, he stopped by to get something from the house and couldn’t get in. He flew into a rage and…

When I found out my long term boyfriend had a new girlfriend, while we were still living together, I walked to the nearest travel agent and booked a flight to Europe, got an express passport and then quit my job. I was outta there in under two weeks.

That was an absolutely terrible thing to do.

When my partner left me in 2006, I was devastated. After I talked myself out off the ledge, I took my child and fucked off to a beach town in South America where I rented an apartment. I partied hard and cried like a crazy person. After I was cried out and had let go of my partner, I felt much later. The next day I…

NYE 2003: Long story short, I saw my long-term boyfriend making out with my “friend” (LIKE TWO HOURS BEFORE THE BALL DROPPED so there was no excuse). I screamed at him but didn’t bother with her because I didn’t want her to know she could get to me like that (she was SUCH a pathetic attention whore who lived for shit…

His enthusiastic promotion of Scientology is easily the most damaging thing I could ever know about Tom Cruise.

It cannot be about them being gay. Being gay is not a career ending disaster anymore. I know that there are still challenges like nut jobs not wanting you to get married and meth heads not wanting to sell you their cafeteria style awful pizza for your wedding reception in the states that you have one and other…

I just want him to rejoin normal society. Welcome back welcome back welcome back