I use mine to keep the crows out of my corn.

[UPDATE] The NY Post has taken to defending her. Another Palin parallel, and another reason to fire her.

I wish I had a camp.

This is so fucking dumb. What the hell is the point of all this piddling shit? A mild Twitter misunderstanding, hearsay about this woman being vaguely annoying at Northwestern, and an actually decent burn of Mike Magee that is nowhere as disdainful of MLS as what you people publish. She was out of line with the towing…

She's a DC reporter for ESPN. And since DC sports are mostly garbage I can understand why nobody has seen her.

I always though Pete Rose's barber loathed him to the bone.

The Palin parallels are striking.

I don’t blame her for losing her temper with a scummy car towing operation. I blame her for the way she lost her temper with a scummy car towing operation. She could have lambasted the woman for what the SCTO was actually doing wrong, but instead she went the classic teen girl bully route and made it about totally…

Fuck white people.

Wow. She is every rich white girl stereotype wrapped up in one cosmetically-enhanced package.

For real, I hate Advanced Towing with a passion. I used to live across the street from them, right behind the Harris Teeter on Glebe. One of my neighbors would regularly call Advanced Towing whenever he didn’t get the parking spot closest to his apartment.

A++, Fast Service, Would get towed again.

“I’m in the news sweetheart, I will fucking sue this place.”

Who would ever give a tow company a good review?

do you know who I am?

Real talk: Advanced Towing is scumbag central. I don’t think they’ll hire you unless there’s at least 50 people who would go to jail just to punch you in the face.

Went to college with her...this is about right

Arlingtonguy = ESPNgirl

Holy crap. I clicked on the video and knew exactly where she is at (sign me up to be an investigative reporter, ESPN. I have a college degree, am in good shape, have all my teeth, and live in an apartment). Before everyone absolutely rags on Britt here, let me play devil’s advocate for just one second.

Meh, I don’t really even have a witty comment to make. Probably the only thing that comes to mind is good riddance, and what an absolute moron. He threw away his entire life for nothing. All of the money he stood to make from football is gone. All of the potential on-field success and accolades are no more. Most…