lalaburns
lalaburns
lalaburns
Apr 28 2017
18

When you are auto tuned to the point of sounding like you are singing under water, maybe just make singing under water a thing. Be edgy.

Dec 12 2015
5

You are being willfully insufferable and totally boring.

Sep 25 2015
1

Considering she married him after a lot of the high school allegations surfaced...I’m guessing she is kind of complicit? Enabling? Deeply power hungry? I don’t know any words to describe this.

Aug 22 2015
6

I disagree with this and think they would have zero problem with kicking him out. “The Customer Is Always Right’ is a long dead policy and is only ever quoted by disgruntled customers who are mostly wrong, usually pulling a scam.

Aug 22 2015
8

Right. And how about “No. It was your birthday yesterday.” Go to another fucking Starbucks or take it up with our head office.

Aug 21 2015
1

Well, I’ve wracked my brain and I don’t think I have posted any boob shots or anything too unforgivable online but I am as ripe as any for theft, I suppose. It’s all very fatiguing. This all falls under the same mob umbrella as Breitbart going after Shaun King this week to me. I’m more bummed that people like Josh Read more

Aug 21 2015
2

I don’t agree. I’m not married and I don’t sleep with people who are but I am not so quick to cast aspersions on those who do. People cheat for lots of reasons - disabled/sick spouses, abusive partnerships, open relationships. Who knows? Are some deporable? Sure. But it is really none of our fucking business and I am Read more

Jun 28 2015
3

Whatever. This was the simple, pure, non-violent protest in perfect form.

Jun 27 2015
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This is really moving & beautiful writing, Greg Howard.

Apr 17 2015
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CAPS help make POINTS easier to understand. Or something.

Apr 2 2015
4

My favourite part of this entire glorious fantasy is that his 2nd job is to actually make sandwiches. Dead.

Apr 2 2015
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I am a designer and I work with predominantly male trades all day, everyday. It ain’t that subtle. Despite having two decades of experience behind me, men half my age are constantly explaining how shit works to me. Even the ones I really like and get along with have a simmering, subtle derision towards my skills/job. Read more

Mar 31 2015
1

I've never seen these shows but I really liked his interview with Maron on WTF.