When you are auto tuned to the point of sounding like you are singing under water, maybe just make singing under water a thing. Be edgy.

Good for you.

You are being willfully insufferable and totally boring.

Good grief, please do shut up.

Considering she married him after a lot of the high school allegations surfaced...I’m guessing she is kind of complicit? Enabling? Deeply power hungry? I don’t know any words to describe this.

I disagree with this and think they would have zero problem with kicking him out. “The Customer Is Always Right’ is a long dead policy and is only ever quoted by disgruntled customers who are mostly wrong, usually pulling a scam.

Right. And how about “No. It was your birthday yesterday.” Go to another fucking Starbucks or take it up with our head office.

Well, I’ve wracked my brain and I don’t think I have posted any boob shots or anything too unforgivable online but I am as ripe as any for theft, I suppose. It’s all very fatiguing. This all falls under the same mob umbrella as Breitbart going after Shaun King this week to me. I’m more bummed that people like Josh…

I don’t agree. I’m not married and I don’t sleep with people who are but I am not so quick to cast aspersions on those who do. People cheat for lots of reasons - disabled/sick spouses, abusive partnerships, open relationships. Who knows? Are some deporable? Sure. But it is really none of our fucking business and I am…

Whatever. This was the simple, pure, non-violent protest in perfect form.

This is really moving & beautiful writing, Greg Howard.

That’s Joey Jeremiah, Degrassi, season one.

CAPS help make POINTS easier to understand. Or something.

My favourite part of this entire glorious fantasy is that his 2nd job is to actually make sandwiches. Dead.

I turn around and put them in the fucking trash.

stab stab stab

I am a designer and I work with predominantly male trades all day, everyday. It ain’t that subtle. Despite having two decades of experience behind me, men half my age are constantly explaining how shit works to me. Even the ones I really like and get along with have a simmering, subtle derision towards my skills/job.…

I've never seen these shows but I really liked his interview with Maron on WTF.

Who is raising these shitsacks?