Last year I “came out” so to speak and didn’t hear from my Dad for 6 months. I already have anxiety, bu he raised me and I would stay in the closet forever if it meant keeping him in my life. So after 6 months or more, he emails me all “Lol. Had to have a ton of heart surgeries.” Like he almost DIED a bunch of times.…

That was my face, too. I thought he had some weird penis thing that came up but he got it done just in case..... Anxiety really messes with our heads.

White women are just as terrible as white men.

Funny, I feel like an actress whose talent is widely adored, beauty widely regarded and class uniformly recognized shouldn’t have to answer to a commenter about her neck. She’s gorgeous. She’s also over the age of 30. I’m sure she’d apologize but she has three tv shows to shoot.

Yep, and now the internet knows!

My advice is to prepare by making lots of butt jokes to ease your mind.

Prep is awful, apparently if you’re offered the tablets instead of the powder/liquid take them. Not every Dr/surgeon will offer them though as apparently they don’t do as good a job. You won’t remember or feel anything afterwards, so try not to stress too much :) I had one at 16 and when I went to get referred from…

Prep’s not fun, but just commit to not sleeping the night before, buy lots of flushable baby wipes. You’ll need them. But I just turned the TV in the master bedroom up loud and listened to SVU reruns all night.

She is absolutely over the moon in love right now!

I had one and, as long as you opt for being put under for it, it was fine. Your dog is SO cute!

I understand. We have the street with the antique stores, and two streets down from that is the Whole Foods/organic lifestyles people mecca. Then there are those of us who hang out at the epic bookstore with the Irish pub next door. It is truly a mashup of cultures.

I don’t normally touch it myself, but I think it made all the difference. I kept wondering why everyone said the prep was so grueling, but I just didn’t find it all that tough.

If they recommend a combination of juice, clear soup, water and gatorade, DO NOT SKIP THE GATORADE. I alternated by sipping a glass of each thing, including the gatorade, and I was fine. A friend skipped the gatorade (“I don’t believe in it”), and suffered mightily with shakes and weakness. You need the salts and…

America is like 35 completely different countries and cultures all smooshed into one country. Almost all states have their own weirdness. Drive 50 miles and you will find yourself in a foreign culture.

I thought the prep was no big deal, except for how hungry I was. Buy clear broth and Popsicles that are not red or purple so you have something, just to try and stave off that gnawing feeling. The procedure is painless and will be the best sleep of your life. Be well!

I had a colonoscopy a few years ago and it really wasn't that bad. The prep is really unpleasant but you won't remember a thing about the procedure itself. I was so worked up about it I actually cried right beforehand and it was super embarrassing. Don't be me. Before I knew it, it was over and I let out the biggest…

That is exactly what I said. Exactly.