Can we focus on today’s big news; David Koch, Rot In Hell!

stop it already, warren is the best candidate. i didnt need this article to like her already! he sounds insufferable, glad she didnt go

Ugh, there’s nothing worse or more typical than a whiny, over-privileged man who doesn’t get his way. I’ve never seen Warren’s calendar myself, but I can imagine she’d likely have a few pretty darn good excuses for skipping the wedding of someone she doesn’t apparently know that well.

Israel responded by knocking down her grandmother’s neighborhood and shooting another ten kids in the back with butterfly bullets.

This article really needs stronger links directly to the Deezen interview or a copy/paste of ad exec Dan Wieden’s comments:

I would buy the shit out of that racist ass house in that racist ass community. Then I would make sure I was armed to the fullest extent of the law. Then I would fly my american, BLM & Marine Corps flag proudly over my 22 acre mini kingdom. Then I would throw on my “BLACK BY POPULAR DEMAND” shirt and go to all their…

All the racist memorabilia and the framed KKK application were left SPECIFICALLY to offend and repel Blacks and other minorities as part of the ‘Gentleman’s Agreement’ among whites to keep neighborhoods white, even when leaving!

This just in... “Betty White” is now certified double platinum. 

If they can co-opt the “ok,” sign. We can use Betty.

Maybe it’s just me, but I didn’t think for a second that the perp was anything but a white woman.

“Betty White”

This is fucking hilarious and thanks for explaining it, because I was still at the figuring-out stage of saying her name out loud and trying to come up with anagrams.

“I have known Emperor Palpatine for many years, and while I supported and helped fund his efforts to construct a Death Star, I did not support his decision to blow up Alderaan”

Actually more often than not the faces are those of perfectly ordinary people. And that is an extremely noteworthy thing in itself. Anyone could fall for an ideology of rage and hate. It’s not just freaks, nameless aliens or Voldemort. There is no evil “that should not be named” Evil should be called out and named.

No. I’ve given this quite a bit of thought- be we need to know who the predators are. We need to know about their backgrounds, their history, their pattern. So that we know what to look out for. Not publishing names and background information of murderers is sticking our heads in the sand. And yes, we need to talk…

I get why a people of a certain age like it. Then you get out of your teens and see it for what it is.

Also, um, kinda buried the lede there? “Bridget Carroll’s sudden death in the basement of her parents’ country home.”

At their synagogue, at least a few people began referring to Ivanka, the first Jewish member of an American First Family, by a new nickname, that of a savior. Grisham confirms that they called her Esther, after the beautiful Jewish wife of a Persian king who convinced him to cancel an order to annihilate the Jews.

I mean, shouldn’t she be more traumatized by the death of her nanny than by her parent’s divorce? I nannied for quite a few families when I was younger and you get really close with the kids even if you do hate the parents... not that I ever hated the parents (but I totally did). This is kind of the most…

“She’s a frum Donatella Versace, her platinum hair parted severely down the middle, clad in increasingly conservative floor-length dresses, with an uncanny-valley beauty that’s the inverse of her father’s slack meat sack, and speaking in the ever-huskier whisper of a phone-sex operator who went to boarding school.”