My former fuck buddy, now husband has a lamp that looks like an anatomical model of a heart, and when you plug it in, it “pulses”. I shit you not.

OoOooOoo... I experienced the trifecta. I went home with a man who had 
1. a GIANT acrylic painting of Bob Dylan hanging above his couch that he had painted himself
2. only had AXE body wash products in his bathroom (this was early 2000s when it still smelled like gasoline and teenage angst)
...yet I persisted (*shrug*…

Here is your pull quote! In meme form for your convenience  :-)

That Sun editorial was hot fire. I actually teared up from the joy of seeing a major city newspaper pulling no punches about that asshole.

Using shampoo as face wash would absolutely WRECK my skin. Does it not strip your skin at all?

No telling how far away the friends were, but that looks like a pretty residential neighborhood to be driving around in if you’re not already darn close to your destination.

The thing that stands out to me is the assertion that the Tesla driver didn’t even offer an apology. That would have been the least they could do. The other thing I am curious about, is if the charging cable wasn’t long enough to allow him to go from the car to the receptacle while still on the swale, what would he…

Wait, so they were “visiting a friend” when they noticed they were out of juice, and their friend wouldn’t let them leave the car there to charge? 

Family legend has it that my grandfather, a small town Indiana guy, had someone park blocking his driveway during an event that brought a fair number of people into said small town at some point in the 60's. He didn’t need to go anywhere, but really didn’t like knowing he couldn’t, due to some jackwagon parking in his…

My favorite part about the internet is that it allows you to enjoy every minor asshole from around the world, not just the nearby ones.

That’s an immediate tow from my perspective. And putting a little pebble in the valve stem cap as well.

yes, cervical cancer can do a lot of damage with no symptoms, or with just the symptom of bleeding - which, if you already have an irregular cycle, just blends in. cervical cancer is a jerk and this lady is a jerk, and i bet you she’s gotten paps on the sly. or maybe she really is that dense and stubborn. i admit, i…

I don’t understand how he has escaped being called out for cultural appropriation. Most of his movies are remade blaxploitation films. Also, Pulp Fiction taught a generation of white douchbags that it’s cool to drop the n-bomb. It also reinforced the idea that male on male rape is funny. 

I had a bad pap smear a few years ago and had to have surgery to remove pre-cancerous cells. The whole point of pap smears is that you have NO IDEA something is wrong. There are no symptoms whatsoever, your body is not communicating you anything but the pap smear is (btw, pap smears have absolutely nothing to do with…

Oh wow. As someone who had to get a LEEP procedure after a bad pap while having no fucking clue anything was amiss, this woman can go fuck herself forever.

By the time your body “communicates” that it has cancer, you’re basically dying. What a fucking idiot.

This was delightfully vicious and I am HERE FOR IT.

At the risk of outing myself as having terrible taste in film, does anyone else find most of his work unwatchable? I’ve just never understood the appeal of such a high violence to plot ratio and it’s really off-putting to me.

Look, nobody else was available! They asked around. Everyone else was too busy being free to do the slavery.

“Owning slaves wasn’t a decision predicated on race but on economics. It’s a business decision.”