A normal person would go to the bathroom to do it or at least go for a walk to crop dust other parts of the plane

You want the toots?!

But that very same precedent suggests that “Dealt It” was falsely accused.

According to the classic lawsuit of “Smell’t it v. Dealt It” the farter is responsible

What he needs is a service animal that he can blame when he farts. My wife has one she keeps at home.

It’s possible, but not advisable, to “hold in” these emissions. Those of us who are so uptight that we can’t even say or spell the word have learned to do this.

The fans are the horrible sort of people who vote for Trump or Oprah, cannot name their Senators, and think FDR is a new Mercedes model

Joel was well ahead of the curve on this one. He made fun of them when all Kim had was a big ass and a sex tape

I sometimes don’t know for whom I feel the worst: the genuine celebrities with talent that are forced to put up with the trash Kardashians being treated as if they weren’t low-class garbage, or the fans who waste millions of dollars on Kardashian-adjacent bullshit that make this narcissism nightmare possible.

First thing that came to mind. (Though admittedly brought on by Blade being talked about a lot recently.)

“Can the Left let the families grieve for even 24 hours before they push their anti-gun and anti-gunowner agenda?” Seriously, Tomi? Considering our damn “president” couldn’t wait 24 hours before victim-blaming! WE ARE SO FUCKED.

Uh Fallon is terrible but please, Kimmel and Colbert and Conan are doing a really good job. Colbert’s monologues are goddamn amazing. And Kimmel has really really upped the ante. Also those Matt Damon skits are hilarious.

Your response here is evidence in support of her original thesis that wypipo are fragile.

Or that Thor was replaced by a woman, or that there’s a young Black, Latinx Spider-man named Miles Morales, or that The Falcon was Captain America for a bit, or that Luke Cage and Jessica Jones are married. ;)

Ok so I feel like this is a very appropriate place to tell my movie going expirence for Black Panther. I went to a theater with reserved seating (no alcohol though; should have checked. Damn) Two young women went to sit next to me but there was a white man in one of their seats. They showed the man their tickets and…

Is there a good reason Idris Elba isn’t James Bond yet? Everyone I know who has watched anything he’s in says, yeah, he’s perfect.

My favorite joke that was made was that the only two white guys in the movie are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum, making them the Tolkien white guys.

Why don’t women report/speak?