Yea my take on this is that he’s not wrong per se, but I’m The Smartest Male Model In The Room just isn’t a good look on anyone. Except Ben Stiller.

I feel sorry for the fully-nosed, I do. They can’t help it if they’re repellent.

Based on the image above, she should be played by someone noseless.

But Nori, while having no relation to the word north, IS shorter than north. You can’t add a letter to a word and say the new word is short for the previous word.

Snacky in Paris- “Hey Hey You You”

This is how I want to remember Brando.

Good Lord! You can’t just go throwing that around. Someone’s gonna get hurt.

For the record, the article actually is saying that the claim about Kutcher being angry is completely untrue. Apparently their children are learning English, Spanish, and Russian.

it’s good to know that “hey hey you you” is a universal phrase.

How the fuck is Stormi short for storm?

Especially since Russian isn’t a Romance/Latin based language like Spanish, French, etc. She also had to learn an entirely foreign alphabet as well.

What’s funny is that until she was around 8 years old, Kunis only spoke one language: Russian. She didn’t speak a word of English until her parents brought her to the U.S. in the early 90s. I can’t imagine how difficult it must have been learning a new language in a new place at that point in life.

In an area with one of largest Polish immigrant populations, we sometimes got nasty looks for speaking Polish outside of the Little Poland area. You can be chatting with your mom about organizing a closet, and some people assume you’re talking about them or something.

When asked why he hasn’t seen Kylie in “a couple years,” he said, “I have no idea”

I agree that Jamie Dornan is rude, but male models did grace us with one of the best tweets of all time:

You sound like the exact person the Kardashian marketing people dream of when they go to bed at night.

Two thoughts on this:

Voluntarily going into a hot tub with someone does not mean you also consent to sex. The only time someone consents to sex is *when they consent to sex.*

• The twisted humor of Chic and Alice playing Clue won’t go unnoticed though.