sounds like your decision is between a Rock and a hard place...

I am so massively disappointed it’s not Tyrese. That dude sucks.

Wait what happening to Jezebel? I’m on vacation and haven’t been able to keep up as much with goings-on.

wait, what??? What’s going on? Is Jez gone? I go away for a week and everything fucking falls apart!

Wait— did I miss something?? Jezebel is being disbanded? I knew Gawker was being sold but I didn't realize some of the major sub sites are going away... What did I miss??!!?

Wait..what? There will be no more Jezebel???? So much for the reader experiencing few changes! I am not up on what exactly is happening. Can you explain or give a link please?

Wait what??? Jezebel? The hell???!!!!!

It’s finally happened. My brain has imploded on itself.

Shine on, etc, etc.

QUIT YOUR JOB AND GO WORK IN HOLLYWOOD CASTING.

as someone named Roxanne, oh man do I feel this kid’s future pain.

YES. I came here just to mention Helen Mirren and Maggie Smith!

Do you think Conan was in steerage? He sometimes had a lot of treasure and eventually became a king, but mostly he hung out with thieves and such.

I’m definitely the guy who bounces off the ship.

OMG those are some excellent choices! They would both kill at it. And KST <3 <3 <3

Barb is love, Barb is life.

OOO. OOO.

Sextina Aquafina?

I just had an idea for an app.