that gif is pure sex.

Only from the adults in Journey’s life. Journey’s peers won’t be too familiar with the oldies rock band of the same name - Don’t Stop was released 33 years ago, it’ll be near 40 when Journey starts kindergarten. Meanwhile, if a friend of Journey makes fun of their name, they can go their separate ways. ;)

On the plus side, every single reality competition show will be about him, not winning.

That kid is going to get so many psyche outs.

New York limousine liberals will spend a lot of money to keep their kids away from the unwashed masses. Even those who claim to love public education.

Those non-gmo macaroni pictures aren’t cheap!

I believe 164 BCE was also the last time a Buffalo sports team was in the playoffs.

Those rules are great... if you’re a robot that can be programmed to always follow rules.

Damn, I laughed hard.

what about Male Jezebel Commenters™

The rightful #1 would have been The Noble Renard

I really wish that some weird parasite had crawled in under her big toe nail.

when will we menz be free of the female gaze?

The Rock is also known for his professionalism and being a stand up guy. I have heard nothing but amazing things about him and his integrity, so this really makes me side-eye whoever this is.

It’s Tyrese. It’s always Tyrese. He feuds with everyone, including his own “super” group.

Is Kurt Russell known for being hard to work with? I hadn't heard anything about that. I hope it isn't him, because as Dana Delany said

“And even after just missing several pedestrians, this Mustang driver still won’t check his tire pressures!”

“All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others”