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And the criteria that a female journalist be peppy and leave all that seriousness—and the hard news—for the boys is so innately sexist to boot. IDGAS if Kelly is unlikable, she’s bad at her job. Being likeable has nothing to do with whether a woman should be on TV. She’s just not as competent as Curry and she pulls…

I feel like this should be a 365 days a year hotline. But, no matter what, Cannes is going to have figure out where they stand on that whole “separating the [monumentally predatory, abusive, manipulative, career-destroying rapist] artist from the art.”

Or sheltered a predator. On a network known for “To Catch a Predator”.

If the Today Show were smart they’d sack Kelly and give her slot and money to Curry.

Yeah. And the bronze for Ryan Gosling because that laugh says he’s known it’s all bullshit for a while now.

OR they could have made him the stealth villain and had the movie follow her from the point of waking up. And she could be the heroine.

Well, I hope you begin to feel better soon and things start evening out a little. Lately I’ve been taking comfort from nihilism: “almost nothing actually matters and hardly anything matters very much.” It has helped me dealing with a horrid, horrid boss who discriminates against me because of my atheism and gender.…

Look, it’s going to be him or Wes Anderson or Clint Eastwood for “great” American directors who make vaguely artsy money-makers. Take your pick.

It’s a total earworm too. It got stuck in my head—again!—after this fan trailer came out.

The chime when he smiles is perfection.

I honestly couldn’t sit through the first episode. Rio Mangiani’s character, look, and acting were too unbearable. It was brutal and boring.

....unforgettable New Order remix. It’s trashy, but it’s also perfect.

Fuck these assholes for ruining it for the rest of us. You are missed!!!

Pfffftttt. He wrote the guitar riff. That is not the song. It’s good, but he didn’t write the song. And so far as guitar riffs go, it’s not even in the top 50 probably. Go Stan him somewhere else.

So, apparently, someone didn’t think this was a light hearted joke. We like to say Happy VD in my house. A Happy VD to one and all.

Cannot give this enough stars.

Look, I have a very specific skillset in the bedroom department. Watching Twilight isn’t part of that skillset. Making fart noises is, for those who are curious.

Speak for yourself. I orgasmed twice watching the Twilight sex scenes. And no, I didn’t touch myself.