Pffffftttt. What a sellout.

This is how we uggs lost the battle at birth. And we soldier on, with concealer, and contouring, and god help me, a little soft lighting now and then.

His acting needs to be stopped, I’ll tell you the fuck what. How did this guy ever get this role (read: any role)?

It’s probably one of the only consistent things in the show: Archie’s mommy issues. I gotta give KJ Apa credit for always making the same “but then can we have grilled cheese for dinner?” face after someone underserving gives him bad news.

He looks good in this weird bandana. There is nothing the man cannot pull off. We should never have doubted him.

~~~***ALICE COOPER***~~~ for Mayor. Her victory speech could segue into a performance by special musical guest... ALICE COOPER. (with FP fangirling in the front row)

Because Mark Consuelos sees the writing on the wall and probably asked to be written out.

I always ungrey people writing to me unless they are trolls. I think that’s the only way the system can work since the authors are probably under the gun to produce new content and don’t spend time picking people out of the greys. The system is flawed, but in part it’s necessary because back in the day people posted…

But does she give you reasonable chub!?!?!

Chris Evans feels it already beginning, look at his face. Or he has to fart and is trying to figure out if anyone will figure out it was him.

This photo just makes me happy that I’m not the only one who makes weird faces during group photos, totally by accident. Maybe there’s hope for me yet. You and me, Karen Gillan (invite Chris Evans).

OH MY GOD WHY DIDN”T THEY CAST O’DOWD AS VENOM!

I kinda loved the Toy Story reference. It’s sweet in a way I didn’t really expect from Deadpool 2.

It’s any game where only one player can win like chess or monopoly. If someone else wins, that means you lose.

The best part of Lawless is when Jessica Chastain takes off all her clothes, breasts bobbing gently in the moonlight, and she gets into bed naked with Tom Hardy and he gurgles “wharrryeeuuudun....???”.

or Tarzan?

These don’t seem like characters any more. They’re just bodies that spout incoherent gibberish from one scene to the next and gyrate against one another sometimes.

Thank you for linking this. I never saw it before.

Have a star. From nous pour “nous”.

I side-eyed the second wedding announcement too. Unless it’s a shotgun wedding, there is no reason to even try to compete with the biggest wedding for several years.