That’s because they are; the skin produces an oil which can kill dogs in small amounts. I think the pits may as well but can’t remember.

There’s always acrylic.

It’s Colombian, not Columbian. Please fix that.

Passion of the Christ II: The Last Himmelfahrt

Oh GOD. The Go Compare jingle is what the devil sings when he jacks off in your eye.

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

This Sun link had the most of their texts, but they were also on the other tabloids, the Mirror and the Mail. The texts speak for themselves and are worth reading. It’s possible for both sides of a lawsuit to be awful, terrible people.

Here it all is, read for yourself (crosspost):

This is repugnant. The courts should have done more. He ruined her life (by her estimation) and basically drove her to suicide. He lied to her about giving her STIs over and over again.

What is it with Swedes always getting their kit off anyway? I can’t remember the last movie I saw with a Swede or half-Swede from after 2010 where they didn’t get naked.

Have you *never* heard of Vertical Limit?

Christ, when will they stop doing this. It drives readers AWAY.

Circling back to this whole likely plotline, it would be waaayyyy better and wayyyy darker if it played out like this:

Sooo.... if Chic is about 25, that means that Alice had him in around 1992-1993. So what would be the soundtrack of the Alice/FP reunion?

Too many crises spoil the plot. Maybe they’re trying to give them all individual plotlines to appease fan factions rather than just picking one crisis and have them move forward and grow as characters together.

Jughead has two settings this season: moral indignation and revolution. He’s never sad, he’s never happy, he’s never hesitant, he’s never loved up, he’s never caustic. It’s just outrage or the Coldplay version of Viva La Revolucion.

When they keep retconning the characters so hard there is no way to let character drive plot in a consistent way.

...goddamn kinja.

Nah, it’s because guys have thicker skin than us so they wrinkle less and need the extra oil that our skin doesn’t need but produces. The layer of fat on their legs and asses is also structured differently (with like a chickenwire structure holding it in place whereas ours is just like white picket fencing) and that…

I think Falice is right, cuz it sounds like phallus. Dicks. Dicks are inherently funny.