Dear Puppy Games:

I am unfortunately broke right now, I have been for awhile, I haven't been able to buy anything in almost a year, but once I start earning a decent wage, I will gladly buy your games. It doesn't matter what they're about, as long as there's a Mac port, I'll at least give it an honest shot. Hang in…

Is it bad that I prefer smaller dicks? I still wouldn't go for Gaston, though. He's a creepy, manipulative jerk.

I think, inspired by Porpentine and Anna Anthropy and those other great people, if I ever write a game, I want to write one about people who are encouraged not to have sex, either because of authoritarian parents or because of verbal abuse, being told they're too ugly to bother looking for sex, or something, and still…

I just wanted to clear a couple things up that I saw in the comments:

There's already been several females in the team. Janine in the comic and cartoon, Kylie in the comic (albeit in an alternate incarnation, since the cartoon and the comic are different continuities), Maddie Collins (the female Rookie from the Wii…

Rise of the Legends of the Guardians of the Galaxy.

How about art submissions? I'm in a rough patch financially, and I could use a little attention for my gaming fanart.

I had to.

Had the same idea, but took a different approach:

I speak only English and a tiny bit of Spanish, and I am American.

I'm approaching this as a person who knows absolutely zero about sports, could you explain it in a more basic way?

He is apparently a famous soccer player. (Which reminds me, I realized while watching the World Cup this year that I find soccer fascinating, but I have no idea how to become a regular watcher.)

I was going to joke that Ronaldo is also Dangeresque's partner, but I don't know how many people would get that joke.

It's just there as a pun.

They get better once you level them up. I always liked Zubat, because I figured if something was annoying to me, I wanted to use it to annoy others. And because I have a soft spot for bats and Poison-types.

I do commissions, too! And they're cheap!

This version (meaning the Rock movie version) is also based on a comic book with a gay Hercules. They apparently made the decision to make him straight without asking the (now, sadly deceased) author. Alan Moore is urging anyone considering going to the film to boycott it, which is what I'm doing. I'm sort of upset…

I still think that between F2P games making more money, managing Steam, and the stress of creating something that will live up to the hype, they've already long since cancelled it. But who knows?

It's entirely possible this was drawn by a writer, trying to rough out concepts for the professional artists to later expand on. It's not unheard of. Some writers can draw a bit, some artists have some good writing ideas.

I was initially worried upon hearing that Team Ninja was working on this game, because their idea of "balancing the gender ratio" is "we'll add more female characters, but they're going to do nothing but stand there and act as fanservice." Which is kind of gross, tbh, and not really being helpful when it comes to…

It's actually gotten to the point where they made a "Valve can't count to three" joke themselves: