Hey Jennifer Garner:

So is this the audio equivalent of the Emperor's New Clothes?
"If you don't understand what Track 3 is trying to tell you, then you just don't get Taylor Swift."

But did they put each other in their top 8 on myspace?

Yes, but that was six years ago. All you had then was okcupid and match. And we had to walk uphill both ways to get there.

I hope these two have wonderful IG babies and live happily IG after. If only because the alternative would be so sad. Hashtag I Give It 6 Months.

This was a beautifully written piece of snark and I deeply appreciate it.

It's difficult to type this because a fist just formed to punch someone over "Instalady". #bitterhag

Related note: I am almost finished with my rewatching of SATC (started with Season 2 because the first two season was SO bad) and while it's still fun to watch, man has that show aged poorly. I know I was in college when it was popular, but I don't remember it being quite so punny.

Does the "widespread sympathy" include offers for teaching jobs?

"we concluded that adult films must remain just that, a product for adults. That's why we decided not to renew Mrs. Laurent-Auger's contract." ...not: 'that's why we decided to talk to the pupils about responsible internet use'? No, good, fine.

I agree that we need prison reform, but I also think that rich gun nuts who murder their girlfriends do in fact pose a threat to society.

Is there something wrong with this sentence or is is just too early?

It's a zone of the site given over to opinion pieces, and yet despite paying peanuts they often get insightful, worthwhile commentary. If indeed it is 'clickbait', The Guardian and The Observer need it. They are famously in severe financial trouble, and rumour has it the paper is really only surviving on the back of…

Handi-capable, but not that handi-culpable apparently.

Its not always terrible quality its just the guardian have to try and show neutrality by letting stupid shitheads offer their opinion

Sorry to nitpick but— Carol did not burn them alive. She killed them quickly and then burned them.

He's always seemed like a pretty cool guy to me, but lately he's started giving off a douche vibe. Robin Thicke probably rubbed off on him. He can still write a tune like nobody else, though.

I hoped when you said Brad Pitt's guns, it was going to be an image of some well-sculpted arm musculature. Oh well.

I really admire his frankness about his drug addictions. He seems like he is genuinely trying to make a difference.