Fake number. If you feel compelled to give one, always use a fake number.

Well, if you continue to use "My parents don't let me take calls from strangers" in response to unwanted advances, I'm pretty sure it would get them to back off quick.

I'm also a fan of Making A Scene which, in England at least, makes most pick-up pricks lumber off into the horizon. I'm really quite shy, but if someone won't stop harrassing me, I'll force myself to say in a a voice penetrating enough to make dogs put their paws over their ears, "YOU ARE MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE."…

Check out the extra tips at the end:

New Hampshire is basically the drunk racist uncle that the rest of New England pretends we don't have, yet still somehow gets an invite to Thanksgiving every year.

EXACTLY. Most of us are Americans, which means that we are skilled in the powers of denial.

I hope the plot focuses on Toby finding out he could've been raised by David Bowie, and suing his sister for emotional distress. It will devolve into a protracted legal battle, with flashback clips presented as evidence.

My naive 18-year-old self wasn't the best at separating a guys interest in dating me with his interest in sleeping with me. I was also a virgin, or at least I was until I started hanging out with my manager from work. Since he was my manager, our hooking up was hush, hush.

God, I HATE to stick up for this douche ... but yeah ... technically he's right. If you don't have anything ... and you marry someone who doesn't have anything ... and neither of you stray ... then ... yeah. No STDs. Ugh ... I hate when assholes are right.

Yeah, I think it's a phase a lot of women go through. I was totally a Cool Girl in high school. I thought that because I like football, video games, comics, and prefer whiskey to vodka I was different from the OTHER girls. I thought I could only get along with my select fellow Cool Girl friends as far as women went…

Um.. if you already have an STD, you no longer fit the statement being put forward. He said if you both don't have an STD you aren't going to get one from your partner if you're both monogamous. If one already has an STD, this statement no longer applies.

At least your response isn't belligerent, overly aggressive, and downright mean. Oh wait.

I understand the desire to hate the guy but he didn't say anything wrong. The delivery was poor but what is actually "nonsensical" about it?

Biblical sex, ie. between a male virgin and female virgin who are monogamous...Will probably not have STDs. I mean, how?

Fair enough ;-)

Can Will Smith Convince Jaden Smith To Go To School So He Might Possibly Learn About Grammar, Punctuation And Spelling?

Can Will Smith go on Kimmel and read Jaden Smith tweets out loud?

"Clearly the lesson here is do not go on national television with Miley Cyrus—helpful advice that I'm sure Robin Thicke could also attest to."

My neighbour is an 89 yr old veteran, and all he does all day is wait for door to door solicitors of any kind to knock on his door so he can yell at them. He especially hates the fake water-heater seller guys that sign seniors into terrible contracts and force their way into the house. He is awesome. I love him.

Nah, someone who tortures an infant, kills a friend at 11, is an evil drunk, very definitely wasn't overlooked by Jamie, and who was kept from having real power for her lack of judgment (not her gender) by Tywin - and pretty rightly so, given how she used it - seems pretty justly persecuted. The marriage was clearly…

There goes the dragon budget.