We wouldn’t need a Santa tax if there wasn’t a war on Christmas.

Of course, Hillary was way past menopause but they still would have blamed everything on women being “too emotional.” And yet, the GOP has turned a blind eye to all of Trump’s lack-of-testosterone fueled rants and just generally being a whack job. They have burned too much credibility for a serious 2020 run.

I simply cannot even imagine the level of histrionics. I’m sure it would be epic though.

Just for fun, pretend Obama stood proudly on a stage with his 5 kids from 3 baby mamas and think of the fox news takes the next day.

ahhh. this is a good, succinct way of putting it. mind if I save this for future arguments with backwards acquaintances?

Seriously. He needs to STFU about Vietnam. I’m convinced his “handler”, whoever that REALLY is now, is just letting him hang himself. The Repugs are going to get rid of this Nuisance and then take all of the fucking credit for “restoring balance” (with Pence: a Moses wanna-be)

He’s the co-worker who spends all day surfing the internet (in his case, booking tee times), but then tries to pull up a work document any time someone walks by and might be looking over his shoulder.

Seem to me having twitter diarrhea is his job.

I saw the article because I follow Kamala Harris, so it definitely isn’t getting enough attention on its own. I don’t even get what the end game is here for the trump administration? Just continuing on with their slum lord ways?

Why would she do this? Tories have known since 1729 that they’re much better free-range! And with fox-hunting banned…

Wow. That is so fucked up.

That doesn’t benefit anyone but nursing home owners who employ people who harm the elderly. That’s basically Trump giving the go-ahead to just abuse the elderly as much as someone wants.

I swear to god he treats the entire presidency like its a summer job at his uncle’s store that he wasn’t actually planning on taking until Mom made him. He hasn’t staffed offices, he didn’t bother to book hotel rooms for major events, and announces “YUP WORKING HARD!” whenever he thinks someone might be looking.

Imagine, if you will, if the White House’s previous occupant regularly lost his shit and rage tweeted while being completely unable to regulate his tone, mood, words, and terrible temper. Imagine if a woman was President and acted like Trump, an emotional lunatic unable to tell the truth even when it would be rational…

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

This fucker...

How else would people know you’re working hard?

I always tweet that I’m working hard, while I’m working hard.

President Lazy Boy is a draft dodger. All of his attacks are about his own shortcomings. You don’t need to be shrink to see that.

That was the part that killed me. This is yugely unconstitutional, but I’ll sign it anyway because I’m just such a go-along-to-get-along kind of guy. Fuck that shit. If you really think it’s unconstitutional, don’t sign it and make congress override your veto. (Of course, if he didn’t sign it, then that would only…