Um, yeah. Me too! (Hides my old-lady I.D.)

And I could've actually voted for him by then, too.

he's probably the biggest liar of all time

Yeah, he looks totally non-judgemental.

Clinton's biggest lie: I never had sex with that woman

Oh for fuck's sake.

In terms of shitty things and lies, Clinton wasn't even too bad. This painter is a self-important prick.

Oh, just shut the fuck up. Why bother taking the commission if you can't be bothered acting like a professional. Instead, you decided to play Where's Waldo? with a presidential portrait.

Yeah, it's so hard to get the thoughts of sex between consenting adults out of your head when you're trying to do your job. WTF.

I heard that if you put the painting in front of a mirror with all the lights off and the shades drawn and say, "I did not have sexual relations," three times, you get a coupon for free dry-cleaning.

... seriously, though. Biting the hand that feeds you, much?

GWB should be repainted in an orange jumpsuit.

Most Hyperbolic Painter of All Time Paints Portrait of Biggest Liar of All Time

We need to move on and that includes anyone who is still hating on Monica Lewinsky , she had to move to UK due to the hate she received and that is not fair.

WTF. Really? Just paint the damn picture and keep your political commentary out of it. Jesus. Can we repaint the official portrait of Reagan to make commentary on how his AIDS policies killed thousands of people?

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The allergy one makes me remember yet again why my brother and sister-in-law have a fondness for Disney.

Pork Wine. The OTHER white wine.

No one's calling her a fool. We are calling her an insufferable MONSTER.

I MADE MILLIONS OFF OF FANFICTION AND YOU ALL CALL ME A FOOL. YOU ARE ALL FOOLS. FOOLS!