So I need this dress.

FIXED.

And we have a winner.

Free popcorn in a tray is our early front runner for best bco submission of 2015.

The international breakfast is a half-waffle

He better watch out for the mob.

“Now THAT’S White Zinfandel!” which he promptly poured into his monogrammed thermos.

The way I see it, far-right Christians are going to continue their crusade to make life unbearable for everyone who isn’t them, and insane anti-choice protocols are par for the course there. In the meantime, the more the Satanic Temple trolls them and probably gives a few of them aneurysms, the better.

Not me. If they are the ones to do it, then fine with me. I’m going to send a little money, and then make a chalk pentagram in my driveway. Then I will hop around it like a devil-worshipping game of hopscotch.

They Conservative Right already thinks we’re a bunch of Satanist baby killers anyway so might as well give ‘em a show.

I ate entire packages of double stuffed oreos as a child (and maybe yesterday. And the day before that. And the day before that), how am I not selling my body on the street corner for some of that sweet, delicious oreo creme?

Maybe that just got in there because PB is typically banned due to it being a common food allergen? That was my first thought. At the same time though, Jif and Kraft and all the (delicious) grocery store PB is really more like “peanut-flavoured sugar margarine.” Regardless, it’s a protein and kids need protein.

Wait, peanut butter isn’t considered healthy??? Huh?

Baked potato and a breadstick is an appropriate snack.

But God forbid we have ‘unhealthy’ peanut butter to go along with our starchy potatoes and bread!

Bread to go along with the potato? Say what now?

That is creepy and wonderful

3D scan/ print

So, I know you’re joking and all, but I just wanted to add that as a former fundie there were many times in my childhood when I thought “I really hope the world doesn’t end before (insert event here)” Examples include: I get my braces off, I have my first kiss, I travel abroad.

Jamie Layton’s story reminds me of a famous story I heard when I was working at a regional theater festival.