Maybe it's like a bizarre,warped, alternate racist universe version of Andy Warhol's prediction about fame: "In the future, everyone will compare themselves to Rosa Parks to defend their racist bullshit."

Wtf. Belle is objectively the best.

Misogynists marry women all the time. It means absolutely nothing about their actual feelings towards a person they are supposed to love or care about.

True story, I never knew how to put on makeup until I moved to NYC (in my 30's) where many women unabashedly do their whole make up routine during the morning commute on the subway. It was like a little tutorial every day.

Ha I'm doubly cursed 5'2" size 10 wtf nature. But yes flats FO EVAH!! And I never wear makeup and yet still consider myself a woman.

Sadly it's probably easier to find a plastic surgeon than it is to find a custom shoemaker.

She's embarassed... but not enough to hold it in

none of us do. ;)

Such a ladylike and polite unicorn fart. She is more refined than most. :)

Now there's a headstone worthy quote.

I don't like sweets but I would be pissed if I didn't get a fart piece.

Welcome a Rebecca Rose post is a great place to say hello ;)

So is it edible? Because if I was gonna get a Rainbow Farting Unicorn Cake, I'd want it to be actual cake, and not like five pounds of plain fondant on a stale piece of cake.

I'd just like to point out (proudly) that the unicorn is Scotland's national animal.

wow! That's the best likeness of Bill O'Rielly I've ever seen!

Yes. eating the unicorn will keep you alive, but you will live a half life, a cursed life.

this is my first ever jez reply

Xkcd had a perfect comic for the Cadbury creme eggs.