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You know how women dress to impress other women...

...women are kind of "meh" about so-called "pussy magnet" mobiles.

NORM!

AGREED, it is truly Satan's task. I expect there is a special corner of Hell reserved for punishing people by making them hang current rods on adjacent windows. THEY MUST BE EVENLY ALIGNED OR ELSE.

Let me tell you something, my little ones. Women have been DIY since Jesus was a midshipman. Grab an 1880's housekeeping manual and read the parts about taking the stove apart, "turning" huge rugs and sewing new borders on them and painting ceilings with a horsehair brush and paint they just whipped up in the…

To be fair, putting up curtain rods is the worst thing in the world.

Norm Abram was my first real man with a beard crush.

You are a lucky lady.

Youtube has demo videos for everything and anything. I can thank them for my new bathroom sink and toilet.

Gonna put this out there: when more women became competent in more things, men gave up and became incompetent in more things. Obviously, not everyone is a handyperson and there's a lot of gender essentialism tied up in everyone, including myself. But, anectdotally, the women I know will find out what's wrong with the…

Yes, exactly. I point to the Great Curtain Rod Hanging Disaster of 2014, where I spent most of the time standing back, watching my boyfriend fight and argue with curtain rods thinking "why didn't I just do this myself?"

This is pretty true in our house, although we're renters — I'm (the lady of our hetero coupling) the one who calls the super about anything, fixes stuff, organizes, cleans, decides when to call the exterminator, and handles 90% of the decor. My partner handles internet-related difficulties, and bakes. I had a very…

I was just going there with you....um, how about dental programs for people to get help with bad/painful or missing teeth. Loss of teeth can have a profound effect on ability to get a job. And maybe reimbursing Medicaid-accepting dentists at more than a nominal rate would encourage more dentists to accept Medicaid. …

Gary Busey has one of those too.

That phrase popped right out at me. What does this say about people being made in God's image? Is His appearance 'disastrously unfortunate' too?

I was just about to point out that nugget of total hypocrisy. I'd say old Ben has the face he deserves.

That's some pretty "pot calling the kettle black" shit, eh?

Dear Ben,

He did, with the added implication that being ugly is the poor person's fault.