*shudder* My dad used Herbal Essence back before it was reinvented as the one you remember (see below). So yeah, I don't really associate it with...that. Or want to. *more shuddering*

All of the Isaiah Mustafa Old Spice commercials.

I got all the way to the check-out at the supermarket today when I realized I forgot my Honey Maid Graham Crackers and I left the line to go stock up. "This is wholesome" FTW!

This guy fits into the same category as people who snap their fingers to try to get the server's attention; just, fuck you, guy. I mean, goddamn.

MY CAPTAIN I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU *more sobbing*

Not a Trekkie, but wasn't Voyager the worst Trek series until Enterprise came along?

That is a truly excellent gif.

20-25% is also the amount of people that supported W until the end of his Presidency. So yes, 1 in 4 is about right.

No, they are just too smart to believe it.

So, 1 in 4 Americans are idiots? That's a better ratio than I thought! HA!

so when my good friend, who lived in my town, planned a destination wedding (island locale - even though her family and her fiance's family were all local folks) with a price tag of no less than $1,500 (airfare, hotel, wedding outfit and meals - and that's before a gift) and I told her I could not attend because I'd…

I worked in a deli in Beverly Hills for awhile (read: self-important, self-centered, selfish people ate there for lunch a lot). One day a dude came in and ordered some kinda bagel sandwich with X bagel. Turned out we didn't have X bagel; we'd run out (which was common after the morning rush). He was mad and amended…

You seem like the right person to tell this story to. I was working in a busy ER. We had a LOT of drug seekers. One of these was a scrawny, lippy little female, complaining of "back pain." The doctor ordered a shot of narcotic pain reliever (which I didn't want to give her, but Hey! orders are orders), so I prepared…

That's not illegal. That's just awesome.

I buy things off a person's wedding registry and never give them the gift.

I am pretty sure what I did was illegal, but hopefully the statute of limitations has expired. I dated an terrible person, when I became pregnant, he told me that he didn't want to hear about it. When I broke up with him he wrote me a long letter detailing all the reasons I should kill myself. He would call, text,…

Well, on white people, pale is associated with the poor or those unable to see the sun or nerds. It's seen as sickly. So when someone goes to bake themselves it's seen as an enhancement. Personally I think it depends on the person. My dad looks good with a tan but his brother looks better pale. I look good pale but…

I've definitely been told my pale skin is ugly, why don't I just tan, etc., but I understand that it's the result of a fashion trend that I'm not following, not a systemic issue people have with my race. It doesn't negatively impact my life in society. That shit is insidious.

No way. Taurus.

Given the stubbornness of that opinion, you must be a Capricorn...