Oh my dog — one work holiday party one of my coworkers insisted on bringing the turkey, because they had just gotten a deep fryer. But she thought 4 minutes per pound would be too short, so she added 5 minutes per pound. Then added an extra 20 minutes just to be sure. We had to chip that turkey apart. ARGH!

But... Have you read "Up the Down Staircase"?

Turn down that music! And get off my grass!

Is the constant movement of vitiligo the reason she has patches over her eyes in the solo picture but not in the picture with Tyra?

But have you been on America's Next Top Model?

But — have you watched all episodes of Sex and the City?

Don't forget the importance of the Beygency, also! It took Jack Baur down!

And I can't delete it. Well, I've been schooled, just ignore it.

Yup, that's been pointed out. I'll delete my post.

OMG, you live near him? A celebrity? WOW!

You're right, sorry, I was confused. SC is both a right-to-fire state AND an "at-will" state.

Yes, SC is a right-to-fire — oops, I mean, right-to-work state.

OMG, I think I love you! Thank you! :)

OK, that's right, I bet you also have sincerely held beliefs in making a librarian crack up in the library, causing all patrons to think I've totally lost it....

Oh, silly silly M_Boston! Religious freedom only goes one way!

But what if your insurance doesn't believe in liver transplants, and as a drinker, you DESERVE to die of liver failure?

Yes, Danny, so pretty, so talented, I SO miss my sweet Danny!

"If that was not correct, then it was a mistake."

I think it depends on the age of the person calling someone "elderly". I got called "elderly" at the ripe old age of 50, but a little whippersnapper teenager at CVS once.

So bags under the eyes aren't popular anywhere. I'm screwed.